Q4 Highsens

The return of ET's finest, perfo, has led to the reformation of the superb team known to you as Supreme Necrophiliac Battalion, and what can I say, I'm as delighted as you guys to hear it. Sporting a lineup of 6 players worthy of deification, it's no surprise they intend on desecrating the next EuroCup and whatever dire attempt at a challenge happens to come their way. The Somewhat Narcissistic Battalion will be competing with the following lineup:

rahul
Meez
perfo (starplayer)
Reikkeri
Sight
Viax

Having unfortunately formed too late to win the LAN tournament known as CC5, the team has every intention of holding it's accolade as 'Online only united'. The Simply Nonchalant Battalion will be playing again as soon as the LAN has ended, just to remind you all how much better we are than you. We will be bringing an OVERLOAd of puns your way in the coming winter, and dress warm, because you're gonna want extra layers after we rape your children over the internet.

You can support us in #snbattalion, and we all know you want to.

^0:D


Disclaimer: This newspost was not written by myself. After the fees from my last piece of creative writing (The world renouned SNB Player Rankings) left the team bankrupt, we had to make the painful decision of outsourcing our writing department to China to cope with the credit crunch.