I want to puke.

http://www.seizureandy.com/stuff/guts.html

Thanks a lot Chuck Palahniuk.

I thought Fight Club was fucked up... but this guy... ok seriously WHAT THE FUCK.

Anyone that can read this story without recoiling in horror, needing to throw up or making wierd noises has a problem. This is just way, way too fucked up

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The narrator then describes three unnerving incidents involving adolescent boys masturbating. First, he describes a boy inserting a carrot into his rectum to stimulate his prostate while masturbating, and then hiding the carrot in a pile of laundry. His mother later takes the laundry away and presumably discovers the lubricated carrot, but never mentions it to him. Next, the narrator describes a young boy inserting a thin stick of candle wax into his urethra to stimulate it while masturbating.

Have fun.