oh, thats a bit crap. I mean, when i work, i prefer start early so i have the rest of the day free. Doing the opposite, destroys the hole day :/ Like, all you thinking of is when you have to leave... bah!
nah its more at 9-10 o clock in the morning "gäähn i have to work now until i have to go to school" "thx god that i can browse xfire during my small breaks" :DD
It's quite simple tbh, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a beast waiting to be unleashed into the world. But because it would frighten the human kind, he sat and sat until the era of the chicken was almost there. One beautiful morning, at precisely 6 o'clock, a young boy called Aaron found an egg. Astonished as he was, he decided not to tell anyone about his historical finding because he was afraid that they whom they do not talk about, would come and take it away :<. He swore never to tell anyone about this but 10 minutes later, as he's the snitch of the village, his tongue wiggled beyond his ability to control it. Everyone was shouting "doomsday!" "doomsday is upon us!" lbecause they had to idea whether to eat the egg with or without cooking first. They needed a night to think it over. At 4 o'clock in the morning the unthinkable happened. The beast, which had been a secret for such a long damn time, hatched a pan so he'd be officiallised upon our peacefull community. To do this, he had to destroy the egg. Unfortunately the boy that was young 10 years ago catched him trying to crush the egg, and so he selfkilled not being able to bare a life without his precious little egg. The beast, as amazed as he was, said LOL and started laughing out loud, and before you knew it, he was rolling on the floor laughing his goddamn ass off. The beast crushed the egg, ate what was inside it and tried to site inside the egg. Unfortunately he wasn't small enough or was the egg not big enough? We will never know. At that time the young boy's spirit came back to see what had happened to his egg. What he saw there, wasn't a pretty sight. The wolf, I mean... the beast was lying next to the egg that was crushed a few minutes before. To fool the humans the beast transformed into his first evolutionated body, just like Cell (from dragonball z). The humans awaken, didn't understand what they were looking at. "What an ugly cunt, " said Fat Joe. "I agree," said Charlie Chaplin. "I'm for that, said an unknown Englishman" "I am against it," said the big fat Englishman sitting right next to him. The beast laughing and calling the humans big fat homos in his native language, started to shout: brak brak, brak brak, brak chicken brak. The humans understood him and they called him Brak brak.
Maybe you've noticed that "egg or chicken" isn't the real riddle. It's "egg to small or beast to big".
secksiest
case solved
Thinking of making cupcakes :/
In weekends you can play comp. :)
nah its more at 9-10 o clock in the morning "gäähn i have to work now until i have to go to school" "thx god that i can browse xfire during my small breaks" :DD
Maybe you've noticed that "egg or chicken" isn't the real riddle. It's "egg to small or beast to big".
cause dat dood made 2 of everything
ya know its like he dropped 2 uterus somewhere
a more interesting question would be, how the first living cell was created