depression

by im a tree • 10 Jun 2008, 03:46 • Journals
http://testyourself.netdoctor.co.uk/interactivetests/goldberg.php

"You have reached level 58 on the Goldberg scale.

You have the symptoms of severe depression. The condition seems to cause serious problems in your everyday life, and you should consult your doctor immediately."



I call bullshit on this test, I would not say I am depressed.
Comments
23
▼
Baz 10 Jun 2008, 04:52
You do not have any obvious symptoms of depression. You seem to accept the ups and downs which are a part of normal everyday life











I guess this comes with age + visiting crossfire .. :)
▼
hellgoat 10 Jun 2008, 05:31
That's the same kind of test they give you when you actually seek help. I wonder if they actually work.
▼
im a tree 10 Jun 2008, 06:04
i hope you aren't being serious
Parent
▼
spion 10 Jun 2008, 06:14
it actually is.

its quite easy to get written ill by doctor by saying "oh noes, me suicidal thoughts, cant sleep well, blabla"
"HERE HAVE SE VALIUM" "you can go on vacation for 2 weeks now, HF"
Parent
▼
fredd 10 Jun 2008, 05:40
You have the symptoms of depression. These symptoms seem to cause a considerable amount of problems in your everyday life, and it would be advisable to consult a doctor.
▼
fredd 10 Jun 2008, 06:45
in other news, the new 3g iphone will cost 199$ (currently, unlocked iphones go for 800$ or so here T_T) and it'll be coming to Estonia officially

i'm getting one 4 sure
▼
shepherd 10 Jun 2008, 07:06
Well I got 51 and I know i'm still depressed after being so since 2003. Time is the healer I thought but i think i'm gonna have to see the shrink soon :x
▼
Sup3r 10 Jun 2008, 08:01
Ima make a comic about that !!!
Parent
▼
perforator 10 Jun 2008, 11:41
Serious depression is nothing to laugh about, even though you were sarcastic I think
Parent
▼
Sup3r 10 Jun 2008, 13:10
Ofcourse I was
Parent
▼
darnok 10 Jun 2008, 07:18
You have reached level 12 on the Goldberg scale.

You have some symptoms of depression. Some of these symptoms normally occur in many people. It is difficult to say whether you will need treatment or not, but it is worth speaking to your doctor about how you feel.
▼
OfficerCohen 10 Jun 2008, 07:27
You do not have any obvious symptoms of depression. You seem to accept the ups and downs
:p
▼
IMNOTKAZE 10 Jun 2008, 07:42
You have reached level 26 on the Goldberg scale.

You are having suicidal thoughts. This is a serious warning sign, and you must seek help quickly.

LOL, waiting the randomemopic.
▼
oneofTHEM 10 Jun 2008, 07:53
You have reached level 41 on the Goldberg scale.
36 - 53 Moderate to severe depression

sad_panda :<
▼
HellKn1ght 10 Jun 2008, 08:46
QuoteYou have reached level 65 on the Goldberg scale.
You are having suicidal thoughts. This is a serious warning sign, and you must seek help quickly.

You have the symptoms of severe depression. The condition seems to cause serious problems in your everyday life, and you should consult your doctor immediately.

Have you never thought about killing yourself?? :l
▼
rAs_ 10 Jun 2008, 10:34
may i help you in any fucking way?
Parent
▼
schlomo 25 Jul 2008, 16:59
rofl xD U PRICK!
Parent
▼
tetsuo 10 Jun 2008, 09:57
You have reached level 19 on the Goldberg scale.

You seem to have the symptoms of minor depression. Some of these symptoms normally occur in many people. It is difficult to say whether you will need treatment or not.

great :d
▼
senn 10 Jun 2008, 10:29
You have reached level 25 on the Goldberg scale.

21 - 35 Minor to moderate depression
▼
duumed 10 Jun 2008, 13:47
You have reached level 29 on the Goldberg scale. You are having suicidal thoughts. This is a serious warning sign, and you must seek help quickly.

:v
Back to top