yo /cf/

I am Hans and tonight I decided to give you /cf/ boys some advice on how to get girls.

so here is the list of 100% success pick up lines:
My love for you burns like a Charizard's tail.

When I look at you, my Metapod can't get any harder.

Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.

When I'm around you, I am like a Geodude, as hard as a rock!

My Kadabra just used Future Sight, and it looks like we've got a future together.

If you were a pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle, cause you make me wet!



hope that helped ou my /cf/ friends :)
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Are you Jigglypuff? Your boobs are amazing.
QuoteMy love for you burns like a Charizard's tail.
- best one. Will try it, but dont have problems with getting bitches anyways, always easy for me to get some pussy :P:P:P that's how we do it, no nerds :P:P:P drinking beer atm :D:D not a nerd :P:P:P cheers Hans_
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sorry mate
Parent
son i was dissapoint

but then i realised that something could actually happen so was kinda stressed

but then i thought God's surely keeping eye on you so i was calm
Parent
You shouldn't write this sort of stuff, I might try it when I'm shitfaced :/
I am Hans en i am fucking gay
Ye, but she would tease me for it the next day fo sho :p
I am Hans im cancer tard
I am am |-|/-\|\|S en i am fucking cancer fucking ugly gay
I am AM1G0 and you are Robaciek_
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