McDonalds & Lose Weight

by bAnga • 24 Oct 2011, 19:13 • Journals
[center]The best way to lose weight is go to the McDonalds![/center]

Yeah sorry i'm bored cuz i need to study an exam for tomorrow.

So i'm listening to Eclectic Radio & studying!

http://www.onlinestereo.org/zender/89/Eclectic-Radio.html
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RazZaH 24 Oct 2011, 20:14
ye but you fail if you eat something after arriving
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bAnga 24 Oct 2011, 20:16
Did you knew that FUCKING is good for your stomach muscles?
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RazZaH 24 Oct 2011, 20:21
wanking is even better

did you know that while fucking you lose 200 kcal ?


and if you smash your head 30 minutes to a wall you lose 150 kcal ?
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bAnga 24 Oct 2011, 20:22
Thats the best for your arms! now i have a belly cuz i eat before i sleep and thats bad! so i had today some GREAT sex.
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RazZaH 24 Oct 2011, 20:24
gonna ask some girls if they wanna have sex to lose weight


cant wait for it.
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bAnga 24 Oct 2011, 20:25
In your case just say that your a virgin it helps every time!
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RazZaH 24 Oct 2011, 20:26
rofl dude your flirtingtactics suck hard :D
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bAnga 24 Oct 2011, 20:27
I don't flirt i just take what i can take.
Later in the future i won't able to get an hard dick SO SHUT UP!
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RazZaH 24 Oct 2011, 20:29
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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bAnga 24 Oct 2011, 20:30
It ain't a joke.
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ironic 24 Oct 2011, 23:42
its funny tho
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bAnga 24 Oct 2011, 23:44
Yeah right, dutch humor is like shit under your feet.
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Nicolah 24 Oct 2011, 20:29
ahah niggros pls
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bAnga 24 Oct 2011, 20:30
WiggerSnikker
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joey 24 Oct 2011, 20:44
worked for me 5 times already
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arca 24 Oct 2011, 20:27
It's not that you eat before sleeping, it's what you eat before sleeping.
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joey 24 Oct 2011, 20:57
sleepeating is a highly underrated illness
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schNee 24 Oct 2011, 20:15
yes i buy me 2 chicken burger for each 1.19€ and i feel not hungry anymore for complete day!!!

song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaPwIH7MWn4
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bAnga 24 Oct 2011, 20:18
GIRL* i'm not stoned!
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huumeantti 24 Oct 2011, 20:23
i also only eat chickenburgers at mcdonalds

image: 1255188361c7ATos
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schNee 24 Oct 2011, 20:29
AnGST^^
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huumeantti 24 Oct 2011, 23:22
i take that back, i only eat mcchickens, not chickenburgers
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bAnga 24 Oct 2011, 20:24
E: Girl sorry mammy!
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M1R53 24 Oct 2011, 20:37
you mean mcchicken? that one is my favourite and it's taste is super awesome!
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schNee 24 Oct 2011, 20:38
2big for me :O
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M1R53 24 Oct 2011, 20:39
how big is mcchicken burger there? :O I usually eat one and some pommes with it :D and of course, sprite!
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schNee 24 Oct 2011, 20:40
http://www.meetingpoint-brandenburg.de/werbung/md/seite/img_start/chickenburger.jpg

:D same as hamburger/cheeseburger ;)

mcchicken: http://www.mcdonalds.com.sg/images/eatsmart/mcchicken.jpg
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M1R53 24 Oct 2011, 20:43
haha and that's too big for you? come on, how big meals do you eat per day if that's something you cannot handle :D but also there was once this cordon bleu burger and it was the best thing I ever had at mcdonald's!
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schNee 24 Oct 2011, 20:46
i just dont eat much :/ my stomache hurts if i eat too much :p
i just dont need much :)
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M1R53 24 Oct 2011, 20:47
aww then you must be so tiny! at least eat a lot of fruit and vegetables :D
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schNee 24 Oct 2011, 20:50
ye i am and well i eat this what i like. sometimes only sweets :p
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M1R53 24 Oct 2011, 20:57
milka? :>
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schNee 24 Oct 2011, 20:58
milka nutella etc :DDd
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M1R53 24 Oct 2011, 21:01
not long ago my friend has made a nutella cake! try it once, it's epic :D
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schNee 24 Oct 2011, 21:04
i did this http://autoimg.kochbar.de/kbrezept/9438_5469/400x266/rezept-negerkusstorte--dickmann-torte.jpg

its with chocolate marshmallows :DDD
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M1R53 24 Oct 2011, 21:05
oh shit, that looks great! what's that white stuff?
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schNee 24 Oct 2011, 21:06
cream and the inside of the chocolate marshmallow http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/71/Schaumkuss-1.jpg/220px-Schaumkuss-1.jpg
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M1R53 24 Oct 2011, 21:10
I'm speechless.. that must be really awesome if you serve it cold :D now I have to get some sweets after seeing that picture
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schNee 24 Oct 2011, 21:15
its really tasty and needs like 20minutes to do :)

yammi yammi
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M1R53 24 Oct 2011, 21:17
not long ago I ate home made tiramisu! and it's also not hard to make :D
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schNee 24 Oct 2011, 21:19
yam yam once mooooooaaaaaaaaaar <3
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M1R53 24 Oct 2011, 21:20
haha thanks for this awesome sweets chat :> I have to go now, bye bye!
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schNee 24 Oct 2011, 21:44
:) have a nice evening!
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AinsleyHarriot 25 Oct 2011, 00:19
mcchicken is staring at me :(
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Levin 24 Oct 2011, 20:47
now thats what she said
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schNee 24 Oct 2011, 20:51
?
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Levin 24 Oct 2011, 20:56
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl6SMOSXa7A
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schNee 24 Oct 2011, 20:59
thought u meant him cause hes saying. i guess thats what they say ;)
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Levin 24 Oct 2011, 21:12
penis joke /./
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denuo 24 Oct 2011, 22:23
when im hungry and dont have dinner at home im buying 6 cheesburgers :*
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schNee 24 Oct 2011, 23:25
6!!!!!!!!
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denuo 25 Oct 2011, 09:19
yap but i come to fastfood like once per 6 month
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schNee 25 Oct 2011, 10:17
same i only eat there mostly after party :)
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DiNg 25 Oct 2011, 10:47
But you party every week end :D
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schNee 25 Oct 2011, 11:03
:p

but there are croissants and kebap n stuff i like as well after party :D
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DiNg 25 Oct 2011, 12:23
Having a durum, with your laaaaaaast 3.5 euro at 4 am to catch some energy not to collapse under a tree while coming back from the party <3
(have to walk 1h30, but i take 2h30 cause i'm waaaaaaasteeeeeed :DDD)
The best part of the party, except that it doens't fit very well for the body: pasta's (before), beers, beers, beers, beers, beers, more beers and a durum.. :(
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schNee 25 Oct 2011, 13:11
usually someone borrows me money so i get some food after clubbin cause i wouldnt eat. my friends care good for me <3

and foood is important after dancing 6hours :)
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DiNg 25 Oct 2011, 13:20
Friends are awesome! But student friends are poor too, lucky you to have a lot of money to spend at parties! :D
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schNee 25 Oct 2011, 13:25
well i usualy dont spend much due to guestlist n stuff. mostly around 10euro not more :p
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DiNg 25 Oct 2011, 13:29
Mmmmyyyyeah, you're a girl, it's way easier for you (and you don't even have to go to the bar).. :)
I usually spend.. 15 euro for 10 beers before the party & .. around 20 at the party :D
Of course we drink shit beer (6euro for 24 can(s?)) but the main objective is completed: being wasted!
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schNee 25 Oct 2011, 13:33
wellll i dont drink that much ofc :P
i start with havana home or at friends place. going to club. maybe 1-2 beer or mixdrink after that i take water cause i dance too much :Pp
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DiNg 25 Oct 2011, 13:40
Of course, i understand :)
But it's not the same kind of parties.
Let me show you some pictures of our student belgian parties: http://www.cerclepolytechnique.be/medias/photos/td-cp-oktoberfest-171011/?album_p=1

Everybody's drunk. When you almost have finished your beer, you throw it on the others faces and nobody cares :D
Everybody's covered with beer, there is puk & pee (sometimes poop) everywhere, some make love (should say have sex) right on the walls (i rather go in the wood :D). It smells shrimp and.. omg, i can't get enough of this :)))))))))))

Oh, and btw, there is a picture of my in this album :)


Ps: the 89th picture is awesome :D
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denuo 25 Oct 2011, 14:13
hmm i have to be in next party
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DiNg 25 Oct 2011, 15:00
Definitely!
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denuo 25 Oct 2011, 15:24
my next time in belgium = epic party with ding dong
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DiNg 25 Oct 2011, 15:28
You have to be student, btw. I mean, at university. You need your student card to enter :)
That's why there is no fight, there is no kids and no workless old morrons :)
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denuo 25 Oct 2011, 15:38
dont worry bro im polak :p
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DiNg 25 Oct 2011, 15:42
Hahahahahaa aweeesome :DDDDD
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denuo 25 Oct 2011, 14:09
party for fattys i see :*
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schNee 25 Oct 2011, 14:17
fuck u :P as u can see im not a fatty :*

nap^^
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denuo 25 Oct 2011, 15:22
i wont comment this reply schatz :p
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joey 24 Oct 2011, 20:46
chicken burger is super yummi. i ike cheeseburgers the best tho
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Frop 24 Oct 2011, 20:59
How are you even alive?
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schNee 24 Oct 2011, 21:00
hey hello here i am ;) seeems to work
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Tropic 24 Oct 2011, 22:48
kfc > *
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imabob 25 Oct 2011, 00:36
lol immigrant.
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Tropic 25 Oct 2011, 01:20
hey mr deep voice
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imabob 25 Oct 2011, 01:21
u go eat sum chicken with yo homies?
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Nub 24 Oct 2011, 20:15
old
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bAnga 24 Oct 2011, 20:17
It is btw: The best way to lose weight is go to the Ken Chunky Fried Chicken.








LOSER
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Michaelov 24 Oct 2011, 20:51
Kentucky fried chicken ?
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bAnga 24 Oct 2011, 20:55
heeh? or just KFC?
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FLUUUUX 24 Oct 2011, 20:16
GARTEN SALAT
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we3D 24 Oct 2011, 20:24
Aldi Salat.
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FLUUUUX 24 Oct 2011, 20:32
komm mal öfter xfire!
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joey 24 Oct 2011, 20:17
i lost weight although i went to mc donalds 20 times a month. you probably wanna know how i did this so im gonna tell you a new trick. you have to throw up right after the dinner, so you have the total taste of the food but do not gain weight!!
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schNee 24 Oct 2011, 20:18
stoffwechsel!!! its alll about imo ;)
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Nicolah 24 Oct 2011, 20:35
its called boulimique in french. do you have the name in english of this patology pls?
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schNee 24 Oct 2011, 20:36
adephagia or bulimia
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joey 24 Oct 2011, 20:38
didnt know there was a name for it. a friend of mine told me and it really worked
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schNee 24 Oct 2011, 20:39
lol??? are u serious talking right now???!!
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AinsleyHarriot 25 Oct 2011, 00:22
would like to see the inside of your throat

yummi yummi
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dualinity 25 Oct 2011, 01:47
6/10
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joey 25 Oct 2011, 11:21
thought id at least get a 7. -.-
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Thomm 24 Oct 2011, 20:18
Trick to losing weight is to consume more than you eat.
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schNee 24 Oct 2011, 20:20
what?
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bAnga 24 Oct 2011, 20:21
JUST EAT EVERYTHING WHAT IS EATABLE!
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Thomm 24 Oct 2011, 20:30
Get 1200 calories, burn 1300 calories. Jej!
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bAnga 24 Oct 2011, 20:34
Thomm, thats no problem for you you are fucking every Saturday night a girl, she don't has a dick so the man has to do everything only what she has to do is to lie on bed & spread her lags for the KEBAB!
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schNee 24 Oct 2011, 20:34
roflkopter
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bAnga 24 Oct 2011, 20:35
Want a kebab?
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schNee 24 Oct 2011, 20:41
too late.
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DeactSeareal 24 Oct 2011, 20:57
want sex? :D
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bAnga 24 Oct 2011, 22:46
Are you kidding me? now it ain't funny anymore
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DeactSeareal 24 Oct 2011, 23:01
she laughed! so it is funny! CUM ON ME BRO
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bAnga 24 Oct 2011, 23:05
You fucked my joke up FUCK YOU!
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DeactSeareal 24 Oct 2011, 23:06
suck a kebab :D
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bAnga 24 Oct 2011, 23:08
After 1 year he knows finally what a kebab now means.
Wauw Einstein.
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DeactSeareal 24 Oct 2011, 23:09
so all this times when u said, i had a kebab....

u actualy...

EYEEEEW GAY
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bAnga 24 Oct 2011, 23:10
Yeahhhhh not funny*
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DeactSeareal 24 Oct 2011, 23:12
cuz ur gay1!!
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bAnga 24 Oct 2011, 23:22
Owkeey, if i look back to everything you wrote NOTHING IS FUNNY.
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Thomm 24 Oct 2011, 20:37
Oh please, she has been running for like 30mins before I catch her and then wrestle and scratch me for like 5 minutes... "She doesn't have to do a thing" in my ass.
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bAnga 24 Oct 2011, 20:38
Don't do it in the ass then! do it in the kebab sauce!
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alexL 24 Oct 2011, 20:22
the old cheeseburger diet
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bAnga 24 Oct 2011, 20:23
I know you love the McDonalds!
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Ati_ 24 Oct 2011, 20:22
aka keto
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bAnga 24 Oct 2011, 20:24
Heey........Heey..................I KNOW YOU FROM SOME WHERE! but i forgot your name.
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pala 24 Oct 2011, 20:51
Eating will Provide you with weight loss
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joey 24 Oct 2011, 20:53
everyone knows that
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Danje 24 Oct 2011, 23:26
OMFG, Crossfire.nu - A Bulimic Community.
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