You choose #1

A, B or C?

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D) None of the above.
hehe choose 1....are you affraid.?? dont like girls and love dogs ??
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C prolly
A. just shoot the bitch. enjoy booze 15 years.
Close between C and C
A for sure...
u must be gay
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I read weed, that's enough.
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Because you don't want to hear the same bitch nag about shit for 20 years straight with no escape?
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well its a good thing to have some human contact, conversation partner, maybe you even fall in love with her.
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draw face on a coconut and chat with it while you are high

here you go!
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WILSOOOOOOOOON
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You can always draw a picture of a woman and put it over the dogs face bro :\
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Probably just weed. :)
A and with the money you buy the 3 tons of weed

win win
hf waiting 20 years for some weed =)
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np stil got booze to last for 15 years
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B cuz of chick and mp3 :P
what if there are no songs on the mp3, or just gaga/bieber ? :)) )) )AS)A)
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yes but chick remains
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I like fish therefore i choose B B)
Why not A? The lesbian is good at fishing. And there's booze. :)
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She's still a lesbian though and in B i have a hot chick :). The booze is the main advantage of A. Tough choice :S
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Hunting rifle is to watch that lesbians??

:xD
or shoot them/urself :P
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A)
-Give that booze to lesbians
-Watch them with Hunting rifle
-???
-Profit with $$$

B)
-Capture the HotChick with fishing net
-Put her in the chest freezer
-???
-Profit while listening mp3

C)
-Give some weeds to the dogs
-You made a mistake, they are mad and wanna kill you
-Put them in the sailboat and make them go away
???
-Profit with super knifes
B

Id make 22 kids with the girl, all twins obviously cuz otherwise it takes long. Gna start a new country with them, start a disco with the songs ofcourse and ill make my own cold drinks and amazing fish snacks. In 10 years im the wealthiest man alive with my own country island so fuck you all. I win
B

Id make 22 kids with the girl, all twins obviously cuz otherwise it takes long. Gna start a new country with them, start a disco with the songs ofcourse and ill make my own cold drinks and amazing fish snacks. In 10 years im the wealthiest man alive with my own country island so fuck you all. I win
double or nothing!
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hmm first i thought well hot lesbian or hot chick! but then i saw tons of weed DUDE! are u kidding me i take C
C

Being in the same place for 20 years would suck.
FUCK THE POLICE?
Would bring group A but why does the cute one have to die in 3 years omg!?? :D
believe me with 20 years on an island that ugly girl will look like beyonce or something to u
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A)

- atleast when im rescued i'll be rich (see it as sitting 20 years in jail and then coming out filthy rich)
- i could always rape one of the 2 girls (both) to fullfill my pleasures since there are no rules on an island afaik. (you're in "jail" anyways)
- the rifle to keep me alive.
and the alcohol says enough

B) is kinda ridiculous

and C) would be do-able, but u wont have the nr. 1 thing what a man needs... aka sex (or if u like fucking dogs...)
rifle with 300 bullets to defend urself for 20 years :))))))
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after the bullets u could use it as a baseball bat :D
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C or B mh..

I think nobody seems to understand how long 8 years are.. you will have the dogs alive for 5 years so you still have to spend 3 years alone. Altho you got shitloads of weed mhh.

With B you atleast got another human with you - but you have to stay 8 more years. but atleast a proper way of fishing

Hard decision :x
dont need nuthin
I only need my own piss to survive

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D

PC with internet to play LoL, I m sure 20years would go by just fine.
B, you get a chick and also 2 polaks to fish for you!
A or C is probably the most realistic one.
C


12 years earlier at family and friends
escape from the island doesn't mean that you'll make it back. You could die @ sea xD (it's a trick question!)
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C, can't be with a woman that long, she gonna drive me crazy
B or C..

Think i'd choose B at that moment tho..
A the money and the booze goes a long way, id get sick of the B chick in about 2 years
+ i couldn handle the dogs dieing after the dog food ends
Definately C, wanna know how those chicks will look lik in 30years?
B if there is good music on mp3! :P
for you mate, it would be trance! :)
(crossfire) : D
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B although I'll miss the marihuana & booze :(
A obviously. Living in civilized world with no cash might actually be harder then living on a food rich island.

Chance to survive with B or C are not much higher then with A, so with 10 million as a prize these 20 years might actually be worth it.

15 year booze is huge advantage, cause it provides both drinkable water and basic nutrition, the alcohol can be extracted and used for desinfection of wounds, also the bottles can be used as building material, or for cooking/storage purposes.

The rifle and its parts can be used for different purposes:
Butt as a hammer/weapon.
Scope for scouting/calculating distance, or as a heating lense.
Bolt as a nut cracker, or a fire igniter.
Bullet powder as an emergency fire source.
Metal parts can be used to make small knifes/instruments.


With 2 woman on the island you have better chance to survive the 1st vital year and to have babies.

So it will be almost like a normal live .
this is gay.. I don't need shitty personality lesbian fisher obvious reasons..

I want the rifle, the booze, the coins are pointless and useless..

then in B: yea a dtf chick sure, fish net sure, freezer? maybe.. mp3 player.. wtf?

C dogs sure knife sure guitar maybe.. marijuana? wht the fuck will id owith all that? im not about t oget all high there lmao..

boat.. if its wrecked how is it prepared to leave 8 years early? but sure ill take 8 years early escape :)

so idk probly b or c
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