Let's play a game dear friends

RULES:

Someone does a question with two choices, the next one anwsers and makes a new one. (it's easy)
Try not to respond when someone already did, like you answer too late, then edit your post with the awnser for the new question...
Answer with the options available (put 2 options which question). If someone anwser another thing than that guy is a retard!

I start:

Would you prefer:

1) Being ass raped by a black dude with 14 cm dick
2) Suck white guy cock and swallow after

Have fun
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3) punsh you in the face because of this retarded journal
If someone anwser another thing than that guy is a retard!

the irony
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my q:
would you prefer
1) eat your own shit
2) stimulate a 75 year old lady's pussy with your tongue
2) I'd consider it if she looks like this

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1)

I'll just think of the day before when I raped myself with a dildo.
YOU HAVE TO MAKE A NEW QUESTION
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14 cm dick isn't really that big you know?
stay focus on the game mate pls :)
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indeed i thought like 18 cm is like average?? otherwise i have an even bigger dick then i thought :)
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Ok since Piegie doesnt want to make a new question here it goes..

would you prefer:

1) Eat your best friend throw up
2) Drink horse's life juice
2) Drink horse's life juice

would you prefer:

1) commit suicide
2) get double anal penetrated while sucking a dick
2) get double anal penetrated while sucking a dick

would you prefer:

1) lick someones asshole after dumping
2) stimulate a 75 year old lady's pussy with your tongue. BUT the pussy smells like dead body after 10 years locked in the closet
rofl where do you get the inspiration

i guess 1) lick someones asshole after dumping

would you rather
1) run naked through a full shopping street while screaming your name
2) masturbate in front of your male friends
1) because on 2) those friendships would be over :D
new question "benfiquista"
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Ive done cuz ppl dont seem to understand
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that's why i love you
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lul y u mad bro?
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why u treat me like that :(((( ?
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you said "benfiquista", so you dont take me serious as benfica fan? :(
(so "are u mad bro" was a real question and no trolling attempt :y)
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you know what a benfiquista is? " was because it's a portuguese word :'(((
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sure i know :p but now i get what you mean with ""... sry bro got it totally wrong <3
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never thought he would be so good already this year ! :D
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indeed omg, fucking genious :D it's great to us tho
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1) on homie's question definitely!

would you rather
1) spend your whole life in jail
2) die (because of death sentence)
1) Justice could turn on

would you prefer
1) drinking a tea made by ur mother's sanitary napkin
2) eat a dead mouse (no coke)
2) I guess. If somebody held a shotgun to my head.

Would you:

1) put your willy in a power socket
2) put your willy between the door and the "wall" and slam the door shut
hard willy on 2)?
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2) put your willy between the door and the "wall" and slam the door shut

Would you prefer:

1) taste your own sperm
2) have sex with your mother
1) easy one imo

would you rather:

save your own family if a catastrophic event happens but lose 5000 other people
save the 5000 people but have your family die
1) ofc

would you:

1) get assraped by a nigger
2) amputate one of your arms
im rollin with 1)

would you rather
1)watch your parents fucking (hardcore lul)
2)being caught @ wanking by all your friends
AND THE FUCKING QUESTION BAHHHHHHH
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its not too easy to come up with all that shit =D
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ahahah i belive so :P
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1) cause i already heard :|

would you rather:

1) pass the rest of your life in a wheelchair
2) be blind
OOOoo, that's a tough one.
I'd go for 1.

Q: Would you rather:

1) live your life as a millionaire, while being dumb as a pencil
2) live your life as a busker, while being smart as an owl
easy 1)

would you:

1) wear c.ronaldo jersey

2) wear busquets jersey
2) on feeder

would you rather

Never have any friends and be single and be superduper rich
Have a shitload of friends and a loving family but barely enough money to support your family
FUCKING HARD ONE..

2)

Would you rather

jerk off in your favourite club shirt
drink your own piss
thats easy...
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that's right, poor manto sagrado
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image: ohnoes4md
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true words my dear friend, true words :D
gotta get myself one of those with my lovely saviola #30 on it as long as he is still a benfiquista !
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rush then ahahah rumours that he's gonne by january
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ya i read that too :<
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relax, we have nelson oliveira :)
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yeah thats true lol, but ive always been a huge fan of el conejo since he joined barca and eventhough he is not so good anymore for benfica, i just LOVE this little fella :))
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yeah, in barça he was fast and fantasious
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ez 1)

would you rather:

1) skip school and go to work (work your whole life)
2) study your whole life and skip work
huh, how is that even a question, why the fuck would anyone choose work over being a student
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exactly :s
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1)

Would you rather:

1) Well paid job no interest for you
2) Rich interest low money in
Some sick& hard questions lol
keep it up then
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faggots

2) obv

---

Would you

1) Make toast

or

2)Make some turkish pizza thingy which takes around 15 to be ready
2)Make some turkish pizza thingy which takes around 15 to be ready

Would you prefer:

1) Die alone
2) Die with people that loves you by your side in a painfully way
You are a sick man.'

And could you at least try a bit with your grammar.
?! why wtf
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Quote1) Being ass raped by a black dude with 14 cm dick
2) Suck white guy cock and swallow after

1) Eat your best friend throw up
2) Drink horse's life juice

1) lick someones asshole after dumping
2) stimulate a 75 year old lady's pussy with your tongue. BUT the pussy smells like dead body after 10 years locked in the closet

1) drinking a tea made by ur mother's sanitary napkin
2) eat a dead mouse (no coke)

1) taste your own sperm
2) have sex with your mother

And "Why?" you ask.
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yes that's so sick OMG WHAT A SICK GUY NO THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS INTERNET !!!!1!1one

image: icon_lol image: respect
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I couldn't care less which obscene behavior one would apply in lieu of another and can't really grasp why would anyone in their right mind do so.
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LIKE I GIVE A FUCK ABOUT GRAMMAR
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Let's not get mad, shalt we not.
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ok mate :) peace and love, and pls join the game , i bet u can bring some lulz to this
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Would you put

1) 1 slice of cheese on that pizza

or

2) PUT 5 BECAUSE CHEESE IS FUCKING AWESOME
2) PUT 5 BECAUSE CHEESE IS FUCKING AWESOME

Would you prefer that after you die:

1) Heaven exists and you turn into a ghost that can see all etc
2) Reincarnation
keep the game up pls
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2

1)Get Aids

2)niggers
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no offense

or wait

yes many offense
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2)

Would you prefer:

1) Zombie apocalypse
2) Noah's scene but with all ur friends family
this is quite possibly the dumbest and most childish journal i've read on crossfire for some time.
Adolescent boys fascinated by sucking dick, receiving anal, and everything even remotely related to sex or just general filth :'))
How is eating CHEESE childish
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well yeh that was alright, the things this journal's author comes up with is just ridiculous tho!
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How is eating CHEESE childish
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thanks for the support
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Let them have fun, it's entertaining to read with what they come up with
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seems like you're too old for xf, bibuy
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lol and you believe that ;D
It's more your age that's the joke here if you're really 18 xD
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Y U LIE XO U 13
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I SORRY I GO TO HIGH SCHOOL OLOLOL
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hello i see this is your first day on crossfire, i would suggest you to search for banga or seareal journals and read them to get used to the brain level.

greetings and a lot of fun

your mom
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:D Thx for the advice on who's content not to read hihihi
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what i do is

not read but i do post some random flame, always güüd!
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that's what i do on the majority of content on this site anyway! :D
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thas was crussfaya is all about man ;)
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Are you retarded?

1) Yes!
2) Yes!

Go ahead :)
a good one ;)
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the most retarded journal ive seen and not because of the idea but content asdfa
see a shrink..
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