ter digging to a depth of 100 meters last year, Japanese scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.
Not to be outdone in the weeks that followed, Chinese scientists dug 200 meters and headlines in the Chinese papers read: "Chinese scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibers and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Japanese."
One week later, the Greek newspapers reported thefollowing: "After digging as deep as 800 meters, Greek scientists have found absolutely nothing."
They have concluded that 3000 years ago, their ancestors were already using wireless technology.
Not funny to laugh to diggings. A swedish plane crashed to the graveyard last night. So far the police have found over 1200 bodies, and they havent even finished yet.
“Two city council workers were working along the side of the road in the city. One would furiously dig a hole, then the other would come behind him and quickly fill the hole. They were drenched in sweat. A man watching from the sidewalk couldn’t believe how hard they were working, but also couldn’t understand what they were doing. Finally, he came over where the council workers were working and asked them, “I’m confused. You dig a hole and then your partner comes behind you and fills it up again!” The digger leaned on his shovel, and replied, “Oh yeah, it must look funny. You see, the lazy guy who plants the trees is sick again today!””
Not to be outdone in the weeks that followed, Chinese scientists dug 200 meters and headlines in the Chinese papers read: "Chinese scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibers and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Japanese."
One week later, the Greek newspapers reported thefollowing: "After digging as deep as 800 meters, Greek scientists have found absolutely nothing."
They have concluded that 3000 years ago, their ancestors were already using wireless technology.
[but change the countries]
“Two city council workers were working along the side of the road in the city. One would furiously dig a hole, then the other would come behind him and quickly fill the hole. They were drenched in sweat. A man watching from the sidewalk couldn’t believe how hard they were working, but also couldn’t understand what they were doing. Finally, he came over where the council workers were working and asked them, “I’m confused. You dig a hole and then your partner comes behind you and fills it up again!” The digger leaned on his shovel, and replied, “Oh yeah, it must look funny. You see, the lazy guy who plants the trees is sick again today!””