Hai guis! :D

by ipod • 13 Dec 2011, 20:44 • Journals
Well I have English final coming up and I need to select one of the following options.
HW: ESSAY 5 DUE WEDNESDAY. For essay 5 you have three options (whichever you choose, your paper should be 2.5 – 4 pages in length):

(1) Write a fictional narrative involving food.

(2) Write an analysis of one of the fictional pieces we’ve read in class this week, or another food-related fictional text (or film).

(3) Revisit an earlier assignment (essay 1, 2, or 3) and do a completely new version of it (e.g. not just a “revision,” but a complete re-envisioning).

I want to pick #1 so I was wondering if you guys can give me any ideas. Can be a scary story, a funny story, but it has to do something with food. Thanks a lot!


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IceQ 13 Dec 2011, 20:45
thanks for shoutout
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ipod 13 Dec 2011, 20:48
forgot ur flag :D
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ag0n 13 Dec 2011, 20:50
Write the story about mc donalds
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taZyaa 13 Dec 2011, 20:58
and how they are shit.
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ag0n 13 Dec 2011, 20:59
fuck you :o mc donalds is fucking awesome tbh :o can't be sure about other countries, but i love it here :D
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taZyaa 13 Dec 2011, 21:01
Every time i go there i order same thing


Double big mac.
quarter pounder patties.
large fries.
strawberry miklshake.


beat that!
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ag0n 13 Dec 2011, 21:30
oh shit :D u eat alot. I don't eat that much tbh, i just love the tasty food. Usually if i eat it as a launch or dinner, i eat a full big menu with ice tea, fries and a big mac or anything else.. i kinda like all the burgers..
If i eat it as a "snack" well... 1 box of nuggets and / or a wrap ranch ^^ and back then i used to eat a cheeseburget, but i am lactose intolerant since the last year :[
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RazZaH 13 Dec 2011, 20:51
to help with 1)


everyone just write one adjective, one example for food, noun, ... as a reply on this. then we make a story ;)
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ipod 13 Dec 2011, 21:10
sandwiches
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taZyaa 13 Dec 2011, 21:52
CRISPY. Chicken snack wrap. with buffalo sauce :DDDDDDDD
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ironic 13 Dec 2011, 20:52
Hay Mohammed! :D
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PaRzi 13 Dec 2011, 21:03
How about a story about a little sandwich waiting for its death in a little kid's backpack, getting squished and bullied by other things in the bag like books and a milkshake and pencils and its journey to the playground where it tries to escape, succeeds and later gets eaten by a homeless person viciously ripped apart by a horde of ants and then gets eaten by a homeless person.

Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3issbvL9js
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Panda 13 Dec 2011, 21:04
Oh you, being all creative and stuffs!
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ipod 13 Dec 2011, 21:10
You know, I'll consider this!
Thanks!
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PaRzi 13 Dec 2011, 21:19
The little sandwich knew it was now or never. It could hear the little kid coming closer to his backpack and it knew that this was the time to escape. When the kid opened the zipper, the sandwich hid in the lowest corner of the bag, waiting for the kid to put his hand inside to grab it. When the small dirty hand entered the bag and started searching for the sandwich, the sandwich took a run up and jumped as hard as it could against the milkshake. “HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?” the milkshake yelled, but it was already too late and the cup emptied itself all over the kid's hand. “No, my stuff!” the kid yelled, grabbed the bag and threw everything on the ground, including the sandwich. Feeling unwatched the sandwich started rolling away from the mess that came out of the kid's bag and moved towards the hedge. “I made it!” it yelled full of joy while it rolled through old gum wrappers and dirt.

O_O
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Matias 13 Dec 2011, 21:27
awesome story, tell me moar.
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HansoO 14 Dec 2011, 19:11
teh fuck?! you were bored werent you?
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PaRzi 14 Dec 2011, 23:00
no, i actually like to do those things + they are just somehow in my head :3
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Severus 13 Dec 2011, 21:05
essay about food. gee that's so intellectual
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ipod 13 Dec 2011, 21:09
....
it's just a topic
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PHOTO 13 Dec 2011, 22:38
look at the amount of faggots in your shoutout list, except for PHOTO
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IcEcrusT 14 Dec 2011, 08:45
thx for shoutout vaginaface
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ipod 14 Dec 2011, 12:53
:(
i forgot mate
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IcEcrusT 14 Dec 2011, 12:55
NO!
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ipod 14 Dec 2011, 13:07
better?
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IcEcrusT 15 Dec 2011, 12:57
i will be loving you 4 ever
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mAhla 14 Dec 2011, 08:49
Write story about u & ur date at restaurant with her bulldog. You are going to have a nice dinner, but suddenly the Bulldog eats all your food ?!? :XD WTF, RAMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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