Joke of the day

by Robert • 16 Dec 2011, 16:56 • Journals
Three syntacticians walk into A'.

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Jonasty 16 Dec 2011, 16:58
polish humour
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monkeybusiness 16 Dec 2011, 16:58
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Severus 16 Dec 2011, 16:59
need subtitles
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Panda 16 Dec 2011, 17:03
This is better Robert...

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kevlar 16 Dec 2011, 17:04
nono. joke of the day is :

My dog has really bad breath.

So we tend to skip foreplay.
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kevlar 16 Dec 2011, 17:07
or possibly even ;

Three kids were up late in their tree-house chatting.

The first kid says, "Last night, Daddy made me touch his snake!"

The second kid says, "That's nothing, last night, Daddy made me kiss his snake!"

The last kid sighs and says, "I wish my dad was a reptile enthusiast. He just fucks me in the arse."
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kevlar 16 Dec 2011, 17:10
or EVEN ;

Against my advice, my daughter has just gone to a bukkake party.

Oh well, on her own head be it.
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kevlar 16 Dec 2011, 17:12
nah ;

My mate just text me: 'What are you up to?'

I text back: 'Just raping my daughter's Xmas present'

He wrote: 'Lol.....You mean wrapping?'

I text back: 'No, I've got her a pony'
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huumeantti 16 Dec 2011, 17:26
You are a mean old man.
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kevlar 16 Dec 2011, 17:29
i cant even argue :<
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infi_ 16 Dec 2011, 17:36
haha last one was good :D
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mini 16 Dec 2011, 17:05
3 polish people walk into a gas chamber.
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L4mpje 16 Dec 2011, 17:11
2 pollish guys in a bar: one guy says: "oi kurwa let's go to movie tomorrow''. the other guy replies: ''no soz gotta work 8)''.
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monkeybusiness 16 Dec 2011, 17:13
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sac 16 Dec 2011, 19:51
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Rockskin 16 Dec 2011, 17:31
I got a good joke i heard today

Poker is kinda the same as your sexlife

all you need is a good hand, and be able to bluff
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bachOrr 16 Dec 2011, 18:14
Sluzew!
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Robert 17 Dec 2011, 13:46
wierzbno*
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bachOrr 17 Dec 2011, 15:18
hahaha :XD pojebaly mi sie stacje. Do LO wysiadalem na wierzbnie a wchodzilem na Sluzewiu =D
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Robert 17 Dec 2011, 15:41
ale te same typy na sluzewiu potem byly bo mi kumpel z uczelni mowil :D
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bachOrr 17 Dec 2011, 19:13
ale ja z pamieci powiedzialem jak bramki :P
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Suyodhana 16 Dec 2011, 20:26
Why Jesus can't eat M&M's?
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Krii 16 Dec 2011, 22:20
they keep falling through his hands
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