Public Masturbation

by Baggiez • 21 Dec 2011, 17:28 • Journals
So I was passing through my town centre on my way into the City and I needed a piss. I went into the local big supermarket (ASDA) which also has a cafe & toilets. I walked into the men's toilets and it appeared empty, but as I undid my belt I heard a loud grunt. I paused for a second, heard nothing more, thought it was my imagination and proceeded to take a piss. How wrong was I?!

Within seconds I heard some serious grunting and the unmistakable sound of jacking off. I guess the culprit thought I'd left because he was really powering one out. It was really hard to piss while listening to someone jack off a few feet from me so I had to give up. I made an effort to wash my hands as loudly as possible and used the blow dryer to dry them but the masturbator was still going strong.

It was at this point I left.
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jaakoppi 21 Dec 2011, 17:30
sorry, ill try to be more quiet next time
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hvK 21 Dec 2011, 17:31
holy fuck that must of been some wank if he didn't get distracted by company
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Levin 21 Dec 2011, 18:24
oi add me in xfire can send pmmes

ipwnnubswithknife <- xfire addy
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koop 21 Dec 2011, 17:32
hah what a inconsiderate wanker
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RazZaH 21 Dec 2011, 17:33
u turned him on

haha
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DeactSeareal 21 Dec 2011, 17:33
... sick ppl
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pala 21 Dec 2011, 17:34
i think my opinion is too obvious to be told
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huumeantti 21 Dec 2011, 17:48
argumentum ad hominem.
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dEzIrE 21 Dec 2011, 17:55
ur dick that hard?
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Sinfulsebastian 21 Dec 2011, 17:37
He was just trolling you

What's with the trolls everywhere
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fanatic 21 Dec 2011, 17:39
kamz busted
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Panda 21 Dec 2011, 17:40
Sick bastard @_@
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ag0n 21 Dec 2011, 17:42
Sounds hot! :D

When i was younger i "had" a very similar experience lulz went to a wc shopping and after i finish the pee a older guy joined the wc and started wanking (yes i could see him trough the mirror.. he wasn't pissing..he was wanking :X ) Lol... i washed my hands rly fast and gtfo fast :D
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slay3rs 21 Dec 2011, 17:44
cool story bro
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FoaMeA 21 Dec 2011, 18:07
and he turned out to be your dad
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ag0n 21 Dec 2011, 18:26
rofl dude :D
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jnz 21 Dec 2011, 17:42
Should have gone to Waitrose.
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slay3rs 21 Dec 2011, 17:45
u edited ur comment bitch.

QuoteASDA...


":D"
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j3ff 21 Dec 2011, 17:44
Quote It was really hard to piss while listening to someone jack off a few feet from me so I had to give up


LQL
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Halidith 21 Dec 2011, 17:45
Why you didnt joined him? Maybe he would even jack you off since on such a spree
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Pehno 21 Dec 2011, 17:48
cool story bro.
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zaNc 21 Dec 2011, 17:50
u should have just said "oh thats a good idea, mmhh, ahh yea just like that aaa"
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Skydeh 21 Dec 2011, 17:57
Sorry. Thought I was alone.
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Shuki 21 Dec 2011, 19:01
Liar you heard him use the blow dryer but that just encouraged you to grunt louder, you exhibitionist.
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Skydeh 21 Dec 2011, 21:34
It's what I do. You should of seen the shot! Surprised it didn't land on his back! :D
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CrimZon 21 Dec 2011, 17:58
AHAHHAHAHA
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niSmO 21 Dec 2011, 18:08
sounds legit
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perforator 21 Dec 2011, 18:09
bus Public toilet wankers.
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n3rdje 21 Dec 2011, 18:15
why didn't you join him?
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viol 21 Dec 2011, 18:37
As I always thought, people in the UK are weird. razz is playing 24/7 ET and looks like a 10 year old, the government allows kamz to stay and people jerk off in a toilet. Sick country, I feel sorry for you mate :/
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Shuki 21 Dec 2011, 18:59
Today I went for a wank in a public toiler. Then some fucking vert came in listening to me, I even heard him wash his hands and like use the blow dryer at which point he still hung around for a few seconds lurking, listening to me. It was really hard to climax with this fucking paedophile just listening to me jack off. Eventually he did leave though at which point I ejaculated.
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Sammeh 21 Dec 2011, 19:59
Often have a wank at work, quite common at my place I think. Everyone mentions it, way to kill abit of time
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vaGgi 21 Dec 2011, 20:26
i paid some churches in rome together with my mom a visit, but i was so pissed to go into every church we found, so i just once waited for her outside until she looked around inside and came out again.

so she came out with a stunned face. i asked her: "why this face?" and she said: "when i was looking around, i came by some dark corner...there was a man jerking off. at first he didnt recognize me, but then he looked at me...and didnt stop. i just got out because this was so disgusting."

real story man. :p

and well...i am no christian or smth, but how blasphemic is that? :p
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