Whoaa(Cant be used right now)

Hellow, im bored middle in the night sitting on my chair watching the time fly by and i have to go to school soon what i dont want to, but i have to.
im currently listing to crack talking about some nigger singing and he really likes it, and with booya the dj.
Im listing to some Ludwig van Beethoven - Symphony No. 5 in C minor, Op. 67 - Allegro con brio.
and i dislike it, but well when you are a alien stuck on a other planet you dont got much to do.
im stuck here since 26-11-1990 and i still need to repair my UFO but i cant. since this human race doesnt has the tools i need to fix my UFO9000.
I dont know how long it takes for my planet to find me, i hope soon.
since there is a alien hunt on me award from 1000$ if you take an picture of me and 10k$ if you catch me, wont be easy since i use warp tactics, you cant catch me if you have the eyes of a human, only mystic can since he is in-human.
if you want to GSM number of crack send me a pm on crossfire and i will give it so you can call with him in the night when you need sexual pleasure.
but now im all alone, waiting for you :‘(.
another day goes by without you.
the day will come that the alien race will die after the humans got me, it wont take long since my energie is almost empty because the gravity on this planet, and the thing called parents. my warp distance is less far as i could do when i was here for the first time.
but the day will come that me undercover as human will make a family and i have to leave my alieness behind, i know it sounds scary.. but i wont "die" as humans define that word.
if i die, it means i will be born as human. this is top-secret information from space.
and if i will be here as alien to long, i will turn into a human.
that process already started, im almost human and then i prolly have to leave this site or the thing you call internet. its almost there i feel it. the utopia is here, im the god of the new world.

I enjoyed my time as alien, but the time is coming that i will transfer into a human.
eventho this process could take a few years it can also happen now. over 1 second etc etc.
i hope my kids will be naiz, i only dont know what names i should give them give me some if you want!

you can obey me in #loekino and then talk with Ryuuzaki about all your problems :)

btw...
Cracks number starts with 4868.

another thing,
I was glad to find out i love this world and i feel free to stay here as long as i want, but not in this land, it smells like cheese here, someone pick me up doesnt matter where to (only not afrika, dont want aids) and i heard japan has sars?... so i dont know what to do since there is a huge mountain larger then the thing on my ass somewhere in austria. i would love to see it, and i have a nice koekje with muizen on it and im eating it naked so it taste's extra special !!!
and there is a ferret in my nose i think, not rly sure.
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tl;dr version?
go read it if you wanna know, cant believe you name yourself after goku if you are that weak :/
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<3
I hope you can be alien for a bit longer :/
Is Ryuuzaki invisible?
you know, this is something i posted in 2006 and back then people actually just would read it. no matter what. nowadays if people think its slightly long they just post tl;dr. why would they post if they didnt read?

makes sense?

no.
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they're just too new to know you and your awesome stories, sadsad, but as I'm kinda newschool, too, I only read a few

seems I confused some facts you wrote, guess I should've read it twice :s

apparently he only wanted to talk about problems in 2006 then ;|
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the truth is i was ryuuzaki myself
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I thought so! But is that a truth to be revealed?
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i dont know, i think not but who shall say it?
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is there one other to do that besides you?
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maybe yes maybe no, who shall say? i think i will decide this over some candy
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enjoy! :) I will continue to write a bit then, to leave my professors not too annoyed
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we pay their jobs and they still demand work, they are the closest left to nazis
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didnt read L0L
throwing in your own windows maight
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i'm a mongoloid alien, stuck on this planet, too stupid to get off it, too stupid to get off it
You are pretty harsh on yourself man
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i am not really human, just an incredibly retarded alien
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smart enough to know your retarded (Y)
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aww... that's so sweet of you :)
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hey man, sorry i made those journals past then, i didnt know people would still be frustrated or take them serious, i never meant to hurt you, but tonight ill be cleaning out my closet
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i don't know what to think of this
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i know man, i know.
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tell me about it then
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i would be violating the rules, sorry
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i remember when i was a kid, seeing a dying dog, you know, one of those old dogs that comes to die under the porch of the house, and at the last moment... it yelps, in terror, as if it had seen something real.
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sorry man, i am not into goth music :/

but it prolly just was the heart attack that shocked the dog


keepin it real since coca cola
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i like to dress up in goth clothes
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i've missed this.
it has priority, atis journal got deleted because that one removed my number one spot

high five!
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ati who?!?!?
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you know, that one that shoots easy rifles with help of oversized crosshairs :\ yelp!
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Groeten uit

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ken je die mensen die daar wel eens staan?
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Waar wel eens staan?
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bij dat station :@
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Daaro bij de trap? Ken wel mensen daarvan, Benjamin weet niet of je die kent?
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nee zegt me niets :@ :@

ken daar ook maar een paar van, altijd veel verschillende daar soort hangplek voor vervelende mensen :D
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Haha, jonko klappen gebeurd daar sowieso dagelijks! Noem jij is paar namen dan?
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Groeten terug uit

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I had this playing while reading so it was pretty emotional. Hopefully you'll find happiness as a human.
Sometimes my friend I think you are HNK. The flow of your words .. sensational.
It is not true what you said there
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