Farm, farm, farm your lane
while the others roam
30 minutes into the game
ace them all alone
some epic quotes:
quote1
me: why no boots ani?
randomplayer: because anivia flies, so dont need boots
me: u serious?
randomplayer 2: l2p faggot
quote2
me: can i have next blue
jungle: kk
support: i need blue for wards
me+jungle+rest:?!
quote3 championpick stage
1st pick: Lee sin jungle
2nd pick: Morde mid
3rd pick: nidalee top
me+spanish dude left
me: you want ad or support?
spanishdude: gimme ad
he takes vayne, i take alistar, at the last second he decides to go soraka
spanishdude:i take soraka to counter their support
rest of team: ...
jarvan logic
huehuehuehue garen
in b4 shen op
love u
1) control the creeps
2) lasthit and deny
3) outlvl your opponent by either killing him or ganking somewhere
4) dont leave mid unless you get a kill
5) dont just buy 1 regen item and safe up for a big item
get runes (if there are any in this shit game, which i doubt)
Press Q, W, E, R, feed like 30 times and still win the game cause u lost no gold at all.
gz u are now a LoL pro
anyway my guide how to win mid is to know ur hero and man up and go all in and eventually u rape noobs
[e] aw shit i just noticed ur 1500 wut i am talkin about