Party in Newcastle

You wanna be in Sheffield bro

How unlucky of you :D

Newcastle is not a classy place, but its a fun place.

There actually are brothels and prostitutes in Newcastle, you just gotta look a little further. There's a few good Thai brothels in West Jesmond (approx 1 mile North of Newcastle city centre) and the Red Light District is behind Central Station, adjacent to the Telegraph pub... Apart from that, club wise, you'd be a fool to miss Digital and Cosmic Ballroom (if you like the kinda clubbing where you're up all night!), Perdu, The Lodge (owned by local legends Ant and Dec), Floritas and Revolution are late bars as opposed to clubs but still attract loadsa birds, Sea is okay but attracts a kinda 'up their own a**e' miserable toff crowd, Blu Bambu is good for pulling charva lasses, O2 Academy is good if you like indie/alternative music and birds who wear their hair greasy and thin but who'd s**g you after two pints of diesel, avoid the gay village unless you're gay (!). There's loads more but that's the best of the bunch

Forget Newcastle come to Cardiff instead! :O)

Find these girls from Geordie Shore;



You win.