last night's anecdotes
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9 Mar 2012, 16:13
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so been clubbing last night. was fun etc. I saw some things I just had to share with u. so here it goes
20:30 - went to some small store to buy cigarettes, , coca cola and chewing gums. while I was paying, I noticed the young cashier dressed in her uniform (who was pretty hot btw) had her panties down on her knees (I was like gihihihi). then I started looking around for the lucky guy and I saw some guy (around my age) peaking from the storage room slightly smiling. I started laughing like crazy and said the following in a cool tone: "nice panties. ur crocodile in the storage room likes them as well? she was blushing like I just fingered her in front of everyone which I did figuratively speaking :DDD then I went out and laughed for another 10 min or so.
12:45 - after warming up @ my friend's flat we went to the city. on the way dodged 2 pukes, stepped on the 3rd. was fucking maaaaad, but it was a nice puke (thank god) with little food. so no significant harm done.
ccca 1:30 - (at this point wasn't really sure about anything) so we were in a club. it was crowded. lots of neanderthals, but also nice women. so I was dancing / making out with my gf and saw some guy climbing on the table, spilling his drink on others and shouting "serbia, serbia". in the next 0.5 sec he was hit like a million times and thrown out by the bouncers. was funny coz he obviously wanted that.
ccca 2:30 - we went to the other club. there wasn't so crowded which was good. but also there were a few neanderthals standing at the bar. we ordered a drink, sat down. a minute later a guy was tearing his shirt apart, then his undershirt, then his shoes and he started to spill himself with beers and wine screaming like a fucking hyena. balkan in it's true colors, also laughed like crazy. was gonna record it, but gave up coz that sweet bald mr. would strangle me to death.
rest of the night was a normal typical clubbing night.
never seen so many crazy stuff in one night before I must say.
I realise this isn't like FUNN FUNNY to u frigid whiney bitches, but it's funny coz iz actually happened. just try to imagine one of these things happening in ur vicinity :DDDD have a nice weekend
20:30 - went to some small store to buy cigarettes, , coca cola and chewing gums. while I was paying, I noticed the young cashier dressed in her uniform (who was pretty hot btw) had her panties down on her knees (I was like gihihihi). then I started looking around for the lucky guy and I saw some guy (around my age) peaking from the storage room slightly smiling. I started laughing like crazy and said the following in a cool tone: "nice panties. ur crocodile in the storage room likes them as well? she was blushing like I just fingered her in front of everyone which I did figuratively speaking :DDD then I went out and laughed for another 10 min or so.
12:45 - after warming up @ my friend's flat we went to the city. on the way dodged 2 pukes, stepped on the 3rd. was fucking maaaaad, but it was a nice puke (thank god) with little food. so no significant harm done.
ccca 1:30 - (at this point wasn't really sure about anything) so we were in a club. it was crowded. lots of neanderthals, but also nice women. so I was dancing / making out with my gf and saw some guy climbing on the table, spilling his drink on others and shouting "serbia, serbia". in the next 0.5 sec he was hit like a million times and thrown out by the bouncers. was funny coz he obviously wanted that.
ccca 2:30 - we went to the other club. there wasn't so crowded which was good. but also there were a few neanderthals standing at the bar. we ordered a drink, sat down. a minute later a guy was tearing his shirt apart, then his undershirt, then his shoes and he started to spill himself with beers and wine screaming like a fucking hyena. balkan in it's true colors, also laughed like crazy. was gonna record it, but gave up coz that sweet bald mr. would strangle me to death.
rest of the night was a normal typical clubbing night.
never seen so many crazy stuff in one night before I must say.
I realise this isn't like FUNN FUNNY to u frigid whiney bitches, but it's funny coz iz actually happened. just try to imagine one of these things happening in ur vicinity :DDDD have a nice weekend
:_D