Happy Birthday to me

by Gabt • 15 Mar 2012, 11:56 • Journals
Dear journal,

Just bought myself a brand new Jaguar XF S 3.0LTRE Diesel in arctic blue.


Just thought I'd share that, since your all poor.

Regards

Kev
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Aggro 15 Mar 2012, 11:57
small penis detected
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Gabt 15 Mar 2012, 11:58
Large bank balance, so it's all good. Could probably bag your Mother, if she was my type.
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Aggro 15 Mar 2012, 12:02
Oh your so funny.
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Gabt 15 Mar 2012, 12:04
I assure you, I don't mean it, just a natural talent I guess. Another reason why your Mother would like me, she'd get to laugh at my small cock & witty jokes, while bending over my leather seats in my luxury car!!

Jelly much?
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Gabt 15 Mar 2012, 12:04
Tip; don't retort, I win, always.
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Aggro 15 Mar 2012, 12:06
Congratulations.
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syriusz 15 Mar 2012, 12:05
nice, buy me one as well
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Gabt 16 Mar 2012, 14:10
I could, but nah.
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Danje 15 Mar 2012, 12:19
Have fun on insurance & fuel price.

Fuel cost is at an all time high.
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Gabt 16 Mar 2012, 14:09
And? I'm minted.
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Danje 16 Mar 2012, 14:25
PIC OR DIDN'T HAPPEN. YOU MEAN FAMILY IS MINTED, YOU JUST LUCKY BITCH.
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Gabt 16 Mar 2012, 14:31
No, no, I'm minted. My family are trying to become minted by talking to me, all of a sudden.

But you couldn't be more wrong.

I recently sold my business.
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koop 15 Mar 2012, 12:20
Can I touch you?
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ag0n 15 Mar 2012, 12:32
a gay paky :<
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Gabt 16 Mar 2012, 14:10
No, no, not allowed to touch commoners.
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ag0n 15 Mar 2012, 12:32
Happy birthday to you and to my daddy ;)

cheers
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j3zt0rr 15 Mar 2012, 12:34
grats and happy birthday :) but how much did u pay for it?
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wZk 15 Mar 2012, 12:47
hb to you
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