I'd rather..

"..deep throat barbed wire!"

Bet you're thinking, what the fuck?

Well what I need is more "I'd rather ..[INSERT FUNNY HERE]" lines.

Anything which pops into your head, preferably something sick & edit: Not ET-Related!

Song for Finland Thomm



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I'd rather watch a sereal production
I would rather watch a frag-clip by seareal than figure out something funny to say to a journal without a good song or decent picture.
omg, look up :DDD
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I would rather look down, if you know what I mean.
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I wouldn't, can't even see my toes.
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i'd rather watch another etlive match shoutcasted by airen than figure out something funny to say to a journal without a good song or decent picture.
I'd rather be arm dran als arm ab

I'd rather have zwei damen im arm als zwei arme im darm
2nd one :dd!!
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hab des schon seit na wocher oder so
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mussu ma was sagen man.
ich kümmer mich doch net mehr um music, aber sowas isses wert
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You're all useless^
id rather deepthroat a horse.
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just changed barbed wire with horse, poor effort kev :P
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wow. subliminal. i never even noticed you wrote that till i went back and read it again :O
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haha, team illuminati!
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i feel like ive let you down.

I'd rather drink a pint of room temperature vomit.

I'd rather piss in my own eyes.

I'd rather fist my own arse with a razorwire glove.

there. sorted. sorry i let you down.
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THAT'S MORE LIKE IT !!

Apology accepted :'D
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phew. thanks.
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I'd rather say something ET related
I'd rather niggers
i'd rather somke my own home-grow !! fuq dem deal0rz
nice pic :D
That was a line from a show I recently watched, can't place it...guessing Archer :<
I'd rather not say what I'd rather do.
I rather een pijp mollen dan een mol pijpen
I rather over mn fiets lullen dan over mn lul fietsen
I rather have a hole in my sock than a sock in my hole
I'd rather shove a pencil up my dick than..

I'd rather cut my own eyes out than..

I'd rather spend a night with 4 rutting horses than..

I'd rather stick my head in a bees nest than..

I'd rather stick my genitals in a bees next than..

I'd rather go down on a Russian transsexual than..

I'd rather pour hot oil down my throat than..

I'd rather draw a swastika on my forehead with a knife than..

I'd rather put my dick in a blunt blender than..

I'd rather have anal sex with a sword than..

I'd rather swallow a living cockroach the size of my fist than..



dunno, bored..
imo it should be ET-related considering we're kind of a group. pff, I dunno, hard to explain, hope someone can do it better than me
what better? you did everything wrong! :D
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i'd rather love cereal

i'd rather read goku's awesome topic!
blup blup negro palestine ou son les topic ouf de goku le brisage decran au bics des chose completemet ouf tes poste de braqeur nous manque tentend goku :'(
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i'd rather masturbate whit a cheesegrinder
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