Sex life in Pokemon moves

Come on nerds, describe your sex life in Pokemon moves.

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Hypnosis, Harden, Pound

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add splash
bite, whip
splash, splash, bubblebeam
that was a nice sample

hehehehehehhee
Parent
i only masturbate to Pokemon duel cards. pokem pornvideos are for wierdos
tailwhip
Sleep powder, submission, thrash
I like your style Sami.
Parent
Yeah, it's not worth taking if it's not taken by force.
Parent
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Parent
solar beam all the way
facial solar beam :(

xd
Parent
charm, giga impact, teleport
Harden. HARDEN! Softboil.

Alternatively: Bone Rush, Giga Drain, Fury Swipe
Growth, Double Slap ,Mega Drain
Blaze Kick, Earthquake, fludge bomb.
Attract: TM45 Affects Pokémon of the opposite gender. Prevents the opponent's Pokémon from attacking with a 50% probability.

Charm: The user charmingly stares at the foe, making it less wary. The target's Attack is sharply lowered.

Hydro Pump: The foe is blasted by a huge volume of water launched under great pressure.
Charm > Harden > HYPER BEAM
Kamehameha!
all this new moves are gay, pokemon red - silver are OK. rest is gay with this new pokeomonsS S:S:S
first 151 pokemons - blue,red, yellow

everything else is newschool shit
Parent
I liked silver too, I like yellow because u could get all 3 starter pokemons :P (brb downloading emulator)
Parent
You're just overprotective of your childhood memories! The newer generations (especially the games) are fun too. Just because you can't be arsed to learn about them doesn't mean they're shit.

The second generation was at least a good as the first one in any case.

/pokemon nerd out
Parent
you are right and actually ive played them all :P the first three of them were just legendary
Parent
Gold was my fave
Parent
you should really think about your life now
dont hate bro!

e: cu lan
Parent
what team are you going with?
and its not hate, its just.. really, sex life via pokemon moves? what kind of people are here..
Parent
lost soldiers! will try to be nearly as good as buzzer :S

but you gotta admit, taking this topic serious is also a bit weird :) As I experienced, most of the people here when it comes down to sextalk, have all a huge penis, can fuck for a whole night and get every girl they look at.

Crossfire - a pornostar community
Parent
Quotea huge penis, can fuck for a whole night and get every girl they look at.


Hahahahahah, who told you about me? :D
Parent
he said huge penis m8, not huge forehead.....

Sorry couldn't resist, too easy :$
Parent
welcome to the club, waki :XD

btw, do you got a moustache?
Parent
Only in Movember do i a grow a tache :D
Parent
well yeah, thats expected, this is internet. but talking about it in POKEMON terms, its like.. wtf, really :(
better than buzzer? wat? you already are!
Parent
I love this journal :D

harden, pound, pound, bite, pound, charging, water cannon, paralysis
for girls: transform, swallow, milk drink
probably i am the only one who doesnt watch pokemon
whats wrong with u guys
ppl mostly play it, not watching the movies or series
Parent
"play it"
What? its even a game?
i am not trolling
Parent
most of us arent cycling through europe either
whats wrong you :D
Parent
yes fucking nerds having the best childhood ever because pokemon games
Parent
PIKA!! PI! PI! PIKA-PIKACHUSMUS!!!!!!!!!
hypnosis,string shot, teleport
Charm, Harden, Pound, Rest
double team
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