My lucid dream

I didn't sleep much last night so when I woke up for university to take a shower I was feeling horrible. I decided to go back to sleep for another two hours. When the dream started I soon realized that I was in a lucid dream and could control what I dreamed for the most part. Everything was fine and dandy as I walked through a city at night and like one would expect from a sexually frustrated post-pubescent manboy it soon went something like this. Oddly enough someone I went to school with, but was never close to, was with me, but that is pretty irrelevant. I also punched a man's head off in a superhero-inspired sequence of me saving people from being harrassed.

Shit started to get sour as nightmarish interludes became more and more frequent. The one I remember most clearly was me browsing through the last pornsite before I went to sleep (NSFW), except that all the nasty porn was replaced by highly irritating and frightening videos. One for example, was a metallic looking humanoid lying on an emergency room-esque table while his face being vacuumed and splitting his skull in half. The other, definitely weirder one was in a similar surrounding, except it was tiny, inanimate plastic skeletons that apparently were jizzed on from off screen. Someone then electrocuted these cum soaked, plastic toys and they started to shiver and twist like they are in pain.

Fortunately my phone rang during that, waking me up. It was a lady from my phone company asking me whether I'd like a new contract for my mobile. I was inadvertently rude to her, startled by my experience merely a few seconds ago.

I felt like I had to share it with someone, but I guess it's too weird to tell someone I actually care about, so I'm telling you guys.

Have a nice monday.

Random chick