bitch please

by miNd • 17 Jun 2012, 06:25 • Journals
i just woke up drunk as fuck, falled a sleep today couple hours ago on phone, gotta get drunk again since i have beers left on my fridge, cu @ EC game today later on

weekend was fine, vagina was licked and beers were drink'd, fuck yeah. how about crossfire guys weekend? games were played? 8DDD

gotta go to local shop in a few since im out of smokes soon

shoutout to duNzy PROGAMER and ScarZy pro guy

image: 581106_4103091738183_451923218_n


PS. MIND PROGAMERS STILL SHORT 3 PLAYERS FOR TONIGHT, SO U ALL HOMOS WHO'VE PLAYED BEFORE WITH US PM ON IRC CHANNEL IF U WANNA GAME

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ipod 17 Jun 2012, 07:29
Make sure the beer weighs light so you can pick it up. Wouldn't want you to snap your arm now.
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miNd 17 Jun 2012, 07:33
nigger please, did just woke up to pray muslim homo? :----D
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DiNg 17 Jun 2012, 08:47
Just to let you know: I slept like a baby!
I watched football yesterday but it was boring as hell (as usual) so I felt asleep after 60' minutes, went to bed and woke up 10 minutes ago.

That's what I call a saterday night full of profit because now, I'm ready to rock next week!


Explain something: how do you "lick vaginas" (btw it's kinda disgusting "hey i just met you, lemme lick your vagina full of craps") and then post on crossfire?
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miNd 17 Jun 2012, 08:53
QuoteExplain something: how do you "lick vaginas" (btw it's kinda disgusting "hey i just met you, lemme lick your vagina full of craps") and then post on crossfire?


:DDDD
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jott 17 Jun 2012, 09:57
no it´s only discusting if you lick professional´s viginas. women have to suck your dick as well, don´t they? would be kinda boring
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snuble 17 Jun 2012, 10:25
what what WHAT??? women suck dicks???????
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An7ho 17 Jun 2012, 10:33
what a joke !
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DiNg 17 Jun 2012, 10:40
intredasting
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Severus 17 Jun 2012, 10:54
QuoteExplain something: how do you "lick vaginas" (btw it's kinda disgusting "hey i just met you, lemme lick your vagina full of craps") and then post on crossfire?


that's mind's code for: "she kissed me in the cheek by accident."
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DiNg 17 Jun 2012, 11:07
man, that's hot!
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darthmob 17 Jun 2012, 08:52
Played Botanicula all evening. So heartwarmingly adorable and cute. :3
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Shuki 17 Jun 2012, 09:42
Why the red face?
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h3ll 17 Jun 2012, 11:35
Because of the way he's on the couch I guess? :P Doesn't really look like he's in a comfy position there :P
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jott 17 Jun 2012, 09:54
had a tough decision to make:

option A: going to girlfriend
option B: letting another girl come to me
option C: ET

i chose C for the day and managed B to be here in the evening/night...so it was quite good
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Panda 17 Jun 2012, 11:32
You don't even deserve a girlfriend in that case then ._.
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niSmO 17 Jun 2012, 12:50
dickhead
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Panda 17 Jun 2012, 14:35
???
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niSmO 17 Jun 2012, 15:03
wrong reply :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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NzZ 17 Jun 2012, 10:08
miNd why do you post your private reallife shit, We have facebook for it. Crossfire is girls/random talk.
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miNd 17 Jun 2012, 10:15
this is very private life and stuff!!
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snuble 17 Jun 2012, 10:28
i just woke up, hangover as fuck.,never ever gonna get drunk again since i dont have any beers left in my fridge. On my way to the golfcorse to crush my hangover with a few lovely drives.

weekend was ok, didnt see any vagina but whisky & beers were drink'd, fuck yeah.
8DDDDDDDD

cant go to local shop to by smokes, cause shops are closed on sundays.
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NzZ 17 Jun 2012, 11:05
Weed or?
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Henk 17 Jun 2012, 11:59
doubt they sell weed in local stores @ norway :p
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snuble 17 Jun 2012, 16:57
haha, you are correct on that one:)
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Severus 17 Jun 2012, 10:30
I did stuff in my car. vaginas were there
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wsk 17 Jun 2012, 12:07
vaginaS????

when I was on vacation I was talking to my gf about next holidays where to go and stuff and croatia became one of the options so I told her "I know this guy who sells peaches" :D
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Severus 17 Jun 2012, 13:25
hahahah I'm sure when she heard that sentence, she instantly fell for it :D
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Kenzi 17 Jun 2012, 15:27
Funny coincidence; me and my girlfriend decided to go to Croatia in September as well haha :)
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wsk 17 Jun 2012, 17:33
I think a lot of people do :P
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ipod 17 Jun 2012, 15:54
Snape?
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Severus 18 Jun 2012, 01:41
i just can't believe there are still morons here who don't know me
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ipod 18 Jun 2012, 04:54
:(
All I know is that you sell peaches.
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oLGaa 17 Jun 2012, 10:52
I got my vagina back from hawaii last week
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Panda 17 Jun 2012, 11:34
Quiet weekend, gaming, movies/street racing vids, girlfriend, meal for fathers day.
My life isn't as eventful as you miNdm8 :c
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SayatNova 17 Jun 2012, 11:36
Working on thesis 18hrs a day, life of ex-pro gamers :)
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Henk 17 Jun 2012, 11:56
Watched "A good old fashioned orgy" with a chick friday. Yesterday I went out to drink special beers with 3 of my mates.

e: going to buy some weed now, might watch NL fail @ football later on.
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wsk 17 Jun 2012, 12:08
came back from sardinia on friday night, yesterday went out to dinner with my bro.... hang out at his place afterwards, didnt drink much, had to drive...
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Nonix 17 Jun 2012, 13:37
bought a beer for £4 and went home, stupid "team building". Who wants to party with his boss?
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fratske 17 Jun 2012, 14:02
u licked the vagina of your friend there?
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Cancel 17 Jun 2012, 14:03
Quoteweekend was fine

exactly it was fine
Quotevagina was licked and beers were drink'd

...cool story bro
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krypto 17 Jun 2012, 17:45
inb4 "vaginas was licked" then i saw 2 guys in that pic, made me laugh.. such a loser
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WhiteSide 26 Jun 2012, 19:45
:D i have the same picture on my mobile phone :)
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