An afternoon with ET legend

Afternoon Crossfire, it's ya boy Darius VeeDeeZwaaag up in this bitch. As you all know I've been touring the United Kingdom UNITED KINGDOM United Kingdomwith my boys, delivering the truth to da peoples.

We've been covering DMX stuff, and doing our originals.. for music while you read this journal. You not gonna read?? What are you?? some Illuminati disinfo agent??

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So last night we were playing a show in Luton, The Black Horse to be exact. Sick spot, plenty of dirties, I dropped the fingers on at least 8 guys ayte. After the show this guy came up to me, offered me a drink and introduced himself as none other than Callum 'Suiy' Vaukins.

Now this is mah dawg. I played this shitty game with him for years, so I set down with dawg to chill.

The Chat / Interview

Darius: Callum it's been too long dawg, I didn't even know you lived up in here.

Callum: I don't actually, but I do live close by.

Darius: Haha ayte, I feel ya. So you still playing Enemy Territory? Or should I say, are people still wasting their time playing this game when their are better alternatives like Battlefield 3?

Callum: Yes, I do still play and yes... surprisingly their are still a few teams playing. I'm just after coming back from LAN.

Darius: LAN dawg? YOU SERIOUS? HAHA Ayte, drop that shit on me dawg.

Callum: LAN was great fun, I met a lot of cool people. I was lucky enough to stay with Carlos.

Darius: That drake listenin' dawg? You in a team with him?

Callum: Well... I was, you see... I recently left his team..

Darius: WHAT? You crazy or what love? Carlos' one of the boys real talk.

Callum: Not anymore, you see... his ego... he just forgets his old friends... but worst of all... [Suiy teared up at this stage] ..h-he.. h-he..

Darius: Yo man, take yo time I'm here for ya dawg.

Callum: H-he's... cheating...

I stood up and smashed my pint of Strongbow off the floor.

Darius: YO DAWG, HE TRIPPAN'? Is he trying to run your NAME THROUGH THE DIRT? YOu did the right thing dawg. I feel ya, real talk.

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I was surprised to say the least, my boy Suiy is now being treated like SHIT for staying true to himself. REAL TALK.

Think of it as you will dawgs, but some serious shit is going down in this community. Where did it all go wrong?

Darius Vanderzwaag.
Comments
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What is this?....
Poor Suiy
had a good laugh, thanks
Fucking new it Carlos, piece of trash :/
knew*

sup tom!
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lol dat phail....


Vakantie net geboekt naar Cyprus, aaahwyeaaah
Parent
:OOoooo wanneer ga je?

ga zelf dit weekend naar Kroatie :o)
Parent
23 juli :) Aah nice! Met wie?
Parent
netjes! viel spass freund!

ga met 4 vrienden, weer ff die ene week in het jaar helemaal los om de rest van het jaar weer saai te zijn :-D
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Quotedawg dawg dawg dawg


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2/10 for being a fake G.
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Playin' Southampton next. Hit me up.
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dafuq did i just read?
0/10 for being a fake G
What do any of these words mean
Whack MC!
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