What to cook?

Hey boys

My girlfriend is off to a Madonna concert atm, she's a hostess or something ^^

I'd like to cook for her for when she's back but I have no ideas on what to do

Any help plz? ^^
Rather have something good tasting but not too hard to cook, I'm not that good of a cook haha :P
Comments
94
What a lame excuse to e-peen your relationship.
macaroni and cheese <3
I'm such a good cook
unlucky m8

[insert curry jokes here]
You are indian you can only cook curry LOLOLOLOL
Parent
rofl im not indian xddd
Parent
can you do naan bread?
Parent
Mozzarella with tomatoes, basilicum and balsamico

and then a good mixed salat with fried chicken sticks on it...

easy as fuck, tasty and healthy as well
I want to be your girlfriend! :D
Parent
Where do you get fried chicken sticks?
Parent
take a chicken "steak"

cut it in stripes

fry it

done.




obvious, isnt it?
Parent
Thought I had to make that fry mixture myself :P
Parent
CHICKEN breast
breadcrumb
2 eggs
milk
flour

take the chicken and cut it into stripes.
Pick 3 dishes, on one you put the breadcrumb, on the second one flour and in the third one you put in the two raw eggs together with a shot of milk and squirl it up together.

Now take every chicken stick, put it first in the flour, second into the egg/milk-bath and finally into the breadcrumb.
then instantly put it into hot fat in your pan and bake it until its gold.

congratz, sir! you ve just passed "Advanced Schnitzeling for nerds II"
Parent
OMFG OMFG! :D
Parent
+ Season the breadcrumbs with some spices, salt and pepper for extra awesomeness. If you use softer spices or herbs that don't like some heat season the flour instead so they don't burn.
Parent
spicepro... God, I'm writing that down! :D
Parent
"she's a hostess or something"

you dont know what your girlfirend does?
It's just once for the Madonna concert
Parent
call for pizza ---> go buy some beer ----> trun on tv
if cant do nothing its a time bomb till she finishes it with you, trying to cook will lead you nowhere
I have to eat as well don't I
Parent
no, just surprise her naked and have sex with her till ur lungs get sore
Parent
Why would my lungs get sore from having sex?!
Parent
only if u do it right
Parent
just cooked spanish chicken with rice, was really good :)
image: 391%5C5000118017391%5CIDShot_225x225
hostess ? nice :)
what do u want to become ?
She's going to study science-economics
Parent
looks like u got one of a girl :)

but , what are ur future plans ?
Parent
rice + chicken + some sauce
rice + meat + sur&søt sauce :D
Parent
rice + frityrstekt kylling + sur søt saus :O)
Parent
buy some burgers at nearest frituur
tagliatelle met kipfilet stukjes, ui en chicken tonight hawai.
gooi bij de tagliatelle een beetje basilicum
add some kaas
Parent
nah I don't like cheese with chicken tonight :P
Parent
penne (or other mac of your choice)
broccoli (one) or freezed (easier)
chicken breast
processed cheese cream taste(those 3 little triangles)
sweet cream (liquid one) 30% (200 ml)
sunflower seeds (5-6 teaspoons)
3 pieces of garlic
pepper, salt
olive oil

Cut chicken in small pieces, season it with salt and pepper, fry it on some olive oil together with garlic. Cook your macaroni meanwhile and in another pot cook your brocolli in water with addition of sugar and salt. After you finish cooking your chicken, put it somewhere else and on the same frying pan (without washing) pour out cream and melt processed cheese in it. Mix everything and sprinkle it with sunflower seeds (you can roast them on a pan if you wish).

It looks amazing, tastes even better, trust me - she'll love it.
image: IMGP0237
Gonna do this one ^^
Parent
good, it took a lot of effort to write that down.
Parent
Thanks a lot, will let you know if I/we like(d) it :-)
Parent
She really really really liked it haha thanks man!! <3
Parent
After this you had lost your virginity? (:

e: no offense, trying to be cool:<
Parent
After this you had lost your virginity? (:

e: no offense, trying to be cool:<
Parent
I'm teh ladies man.
Parent
Any ideas for tonight? xD
Parent
don't spoil her man, she should cook tonight.
Parent
She will ;D
Parent
need any recipe for her? do you like shrimps?
Parent
I love shrimps!
Parent
very easy recipe and also very tasty one

pack of peeled off tiger shrimps (I propose about 400g for two and other, cheaper shrimps could do to - just not too small)
parsley
4 pieces of garlic
half of lemon
one chilli pepper (you can add more/less ofc)
salt, pepper
powdered sweet paprika
150 g of butter (can add more, ladies love butter, butter loves ladies.)
fresh baguette



Take a pan, place it on a medium heat and put butter on it, after it melted add squashed pieces of garlic and fry it for about 2 minutes, after that add cut chilli pepper, after another minute add cut parsley (everything in little nice pieces). Now it's time to put your shrimps on the pan. Usually they have a lot of frozen water on them, so after a moment you'll see that there's a soup on your pan, don't worry, after a while it's gonna evaporate. Just before it evaporates completely, take half of lemon and squeeze some lemon juice all over your shrimps, add salt, pepper and paprika (paprika will add some really nice color, dont add too much salt, you can always do that on a plate if needed) Fry them for about 3 minutes more so they gain some crispyness and put them on the plates. You can pour some olive oil on them so there's some more sauce to grab with your baguette. Enjoy!

image: krewetki-na-masle-590
Parent
:)))) Will do this asap :D
Don't you have pasta or rice with that? :)
Parent
very fresh/toasted baguette or other bread is enough
Parent
You are, from now on, my personal cook!!!
Parent
why can't i put journals on ignore?
It says "By Goku"
And the content is obviously about food


WHY THE FUCK DID U CLICK?????
Parent
you probably have some eggs hatching in that birdnest on your head, oh wait.... it's your hair
spaghetti with bolones. ;)
pasta ofc :)
jeh when i read this word "cook" always think about breaking bad :p
Parent
petit dîner aux chandelles, rose dans le verre, tu te mets bien, petit ambiance tamisée tavu et tu prends macdo
Bon plan ça, merci!!
Parent
sinon tu commandes japonais ça roule :D

image: bienfaits-cuisine_japonaise
Parent
On en mange trop souvent :D

(d'ailleurs, on a commencé à se parler grace à des sushis haha :P)
Parent
Be like "Babe you hungry?", and when she replies "Yes, very"
pull out your shrimp dick and toss your afro back and say "Dinner is served."
well i was just gonna say make her a nice cock meat sandwich but that seems just as delightful.
Parent
You miss-typed horse
Parent
STALK MORE FAGGOT
Parent
fanboying :(
Parent
QuoteLast Visitors
ipod Online


AHA, WHO'S STALKING NOW HUH?!
Parent
i know bro <3 off 2 bed now, way too late :{ 3:36 :/
Parent
nice life fag0ot
Parent
What the hell is wrong with you people..
Do this:
When she comes home, tell her to dress nice & say it's a surprise, then take her to a nice little romantic restaurant (that she doesn't know). She'll never forget and you are good for a couple months.
+ you don't have to cook yourself. :D


Oh.. I just realised she won't be home on time for restaurants?
We go to plenty of restaurants; I want to do something she doesn't expect :-)

Long story short: My sister left to NY for 3 weeks, me and my girlfriend took the apartment over, so I want to impress a bit ^^
Parent
he's black, he can't afford a car so is he going to take her to the restaurant with the shitty and dirty trams?
sure she will never forget :D
Parent
Cyanide for you and your girlfriend would be the best option.
QuoteA cyanide is a chemical compound that contains the cyano group, -C&#8801;N, which consists of a carbon atom triple-bonded to a nitrogen atom.[1] Cyanides most commonly refer to salts of the anion CN&#8722;, which is isoelectronic with carbon monoxide and with molecular nitrogen.[2][3] Most cyanides are highly toxic.[4]


QuoteMost cyanides are highly toxic

image: okayguy
Parent
You dont have a complicated situation with a girl you hopefully like, you are a lucky fucker.
Parent
I fucking love her man :)
Parent
no matter what u cook, just try it first atleast once xD
riz mexicain
- riz (ONCLE BEN SALUUUUUUUUUUUT)
- sauce salsa
- maïs/poivrons/+autres legumes
- steak haché
- fromage sur le dessus a la fin

ggwp
mix everything into a pot 8]
<insert wakizashi food journal>
dick in a box, mix with salad, profit
Where do you buys your dicks?
Parent
make eggs xD
Back to top