Luxurious hotel!!! [LAN]

Drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Lan is upcoming and I've noticed I still havent booked any room. Since United KingdomYMCA`Marcus, NetherlandsSimonerdler and other nerds are too poor and cant afford luxurious hotel prices I thought I'd ask some people from there.
I need :
#1000e/night min
#champagne/as much food-alcohol as i want
#Enough space with 2 beds (yes I travel with my bitches)
#XL condoms and anything useful for sexual intercourses
#not too far from lan center and close enough to enschede private airport where my private plane will stay

Oh apart from that I'd also like a personal taxi driver from hotel to lan center.

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Thanks in advance people of Netherlandsthe Netherlands,

MarseilleLeFrancis - The best adroits spectator
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you're supposed to gimme addresses dawgface
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André-Pierriser !
Ail ail ail!!! La gueule d'Ancelotti :x:D/:x:D::d:d
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allle alle , alle non te joueeeeeeeeeeez
tous avec vouz le jean et veree
dj FranceDJOs(he is fucking DJ MAN !!!) thought me that":D"
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Real men sing :
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thx man for dédicasse :D, is my favorite team in football gogo allez allez nantais jouez <3image: 501904
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You make funny jokes
1 jealous nerd :/x:d:x:/D/:d
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Hm,this is not funneh.
And I had to write a fkn comment saying this is not funneh,I could just close the windows like I do with the other "not funneh journals of yours",but this time I had to make a stand,
THIS IS NOT FUNNEH,YOU ARE NOT FUNNEH.
Make it stop,please,dont fkn post shit like that never 4fkn ever.
and 2 jealous nerds so far x:de:x:/D:d:xD
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nah,not jelly,not me.
and did u just called me a nerd? you? you may not have the right permission to do so.
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I see what u did there.
I see what u did there.
i can tell u wher im usaly staying, but i doubt u got enough money
is this written by a 12-year-old? fucking unfunny shit.
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