funny quotes,logs etc...

post your funniest quotes logs etc you got from other etplayers/cf users


Artstar:LOL FAG PROFILE PIC WOULD YOU LIKE SOME FAIRY DUST WITH THAT GOLDEN DILDO IN YOUR ASS
ipod: you jelly bro?
Artstar:whatever you say FRESH PRINCE OF ANAL PLEASURE

[15:13] olavoL: where did u born?

TIMBOLINA'S LINK IS NSFW

<wassabi> http://www.gamestv.org/event/36559-bacardi-team-vs-caution/
<wassabi> accept this please
<timbolina> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/df/Man_anus_retracted,_jjpiercings74.jpg
<timbolina> lick this please

<duNzy> i was fighting some fat nerd, he was sending 2 little helicopters with blades on them , like mini chainsaws and they were cutting me heavy, like ramming all my head into splatter bloody shit
<duNzy> but i took knife and raped his heart out
<duNzy> and after that i was wearing a hat cuz afraid of people reaction on scars etc

3:45] <+ipod_> i need a haircut
[23:45] <+ipod_> any suggestions
[23:45] <+crono__> cut ur whole fucking head

<revipod> how are the girls there
<chmpppppp> girls lol
<chmpppppp> there are no girls here
<revipod> LOL
<chmpppppp> im in middle of forest


<fumble> i fell up the stairs
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20:36:47 <@Kamz> https://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=jemstone&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=xfX6UIKqMqOA0AWLvoD4DA&biw=1280&bih=863&sei=x_X6UM7dNsKS0QWv9oDwDA
20:36:50 <@Kamz> jem busted
20:36:58 <+ipod> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
20:36:58 <+ipod> KAMZ
20:36:58 <+ipod> COME ON
20:37:00 <+ipod> IM IN MY FUCKING LIIVING ROOM
20:37:01 <@Artstar> :D
20:37:01 <@Kamz> LOL
20:37:05 <@Kamz> OWNED
20:37:06 <@Kamz> HARd
20:37:08 <+ipod> WITH MY FUCKING 3 NEPEHWS DAD BROTHER AND SISTER
20:37:14 <+fumBle> haha
20:37:14 <+fumBle> :D
20:37:17 <+Msh100> LOL
20:37:18 <@Artstar> the worst part is
20:37:25 <@Artstar> she fucking spells gemstone wrong
20:37:34 <@Artstar> why would you call yourself JEMSTONE
20:37:34 <@Artstar> :S
20:37:40 <@Kamz> pornstar name
20:37:40 <@Kamz> duh
20:37:45 <@Artstar> there was a singer called jem
20:37:58 <@Kamz> mine would be, bigbarry87
20:38:09 <+fumBle> :D
20:38:11 <+ipod> you know artstar is a faggot cuz instead of looking at the porn he is looking at the english
<00:12:02> "fumble": h3h3
<00:12:07> "fumble": getting ur posting rights revoked
<00:12:33> "fumble": for posting dat pic
<00:12:49> "fumble": too bad :<
<00:14:32> "fumble": ur a bit of a cunt tho
<00:14:44> "fumble": keep posting them pics
<00:14:49> "fumble": why dont u post ur own pics
<00:15:20> "fumble": no one has laughed at them for ages yet you still post them, you insecure or something?
<00:18:43> "fumble": i actually dont see why you keep posting them
<00:20:34> "fumble": yep im done with you
<00:20:36> "fumble": you little cunt
<00:20:42> You were kicked from the server by "fumble"
<00:20:42> Disconnected from server
fumble removed you as a buddy! Crossfire 2 Feb 12, 00:27

darkrider: fumble come to my family picknick
darkrider: I'll just tell them you're my cousin or something

[02:22:50] <@Goku> !timebomb wrp\IceQ
[02:22:51] <@iGather> Goku set up a timebomb (92 seconds) on wrp\IceQ!! wrp\IceQ there are 4 wires: black brown yellow and blue. Type !cutwire <color> to defuse the bomb
[02:22:53] <wrp\IceQ> yay
[02:22:55] <KatyPerry> =D
[02:23:01] <wrp\IceQ> !cutwire black bb goku
[02:23:02] * Goku was kicked by iGather (wrp\IceQ defused your bomb and got his revenge!)
[02:23:04] <wrp\IceQ> LOL
[02:23:05] * Goku ([email protected]) has joined #et.gather
[02:23:05] * Q sets mode: +o Goku
[02:23:05] <@Goku> :D
[02:23:06] <wrp\IceQ> LOL
[02:23:06] <wrp\IceQ> LOL
[02:23:09] <@Goku> was it
[02:23:10] <@Goku> the
[02:23:11] <@Goku> black one?
[02:23:11] <wrp\IceQ> I cut black and Goku gets kicked
[02:23:12] <@Goku> :DDDDD
[02:23:16] <@Goku> fucker
lmfao is the fumble one faked? :D
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[00:14] Fumble: iceq im sorry mate
[00:15] Fumble: i promise i will change
[00:15] Fumble: i was awake all night last night
[00:15] Fumble: couldnt sleep cos of you

en dit was de volgende dag :D
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Hahahhaha :DD zo schattig :D
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u made me miss the old crossfire :(
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i had the same feel while uploading :(
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good old crossfire :(
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Weslann-: are u gay?
wedsEck(^.^): nope
Weslann-: does your mom knows your gay?
wedsEck(^.^): no

SaraQix.&#9829;: u get mad fast in game

Polandrafek providing quote material 24/7. The only polak who made my belly hurt because I was laughing so hard in front of my computer screen.

Most famous ones :

brb fog
I need to enjoy my config because i have some shits there.
get a coke from a local shop
i listen to radio with microwave
like a bo double g double s
i think it means "we'r 3 looking for 3mercs to play against" :P
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hahahahahahahha HA-HA!
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if anyone can link it, check decems collection, some epic stuff there!
the "Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Arni" makes me lol everytime ;D
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<ipod>: 3on3 med+

and

"gonna sniff models and fuck coke"
a year ago

photo: quit etpro competitively due to weightlifting
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Efax: LETS BO GOYS
outlaw: go its clear :P
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:pPppPpPpPp<3
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potty: ~watching saken is like watching football. there will only be 1-2 goeals or 1-2 kills, you cant look away cause u might miss it~

<21:49:31>"rafek": she phones me for free

wny: >nearly every finnish speaks finnish<

rafek: i don't mind hitler, he was a good leader

<22:22:33> "rafek": been sleeping a while ago with gf, had to wake up tho

rafek: I'm a bus, suck my dick

rafek: I try to shoot them, but they are invisible

rafek: I'm a motorbike

rafek: We lost because I was shotting the sherrif

niSmO: all I wanna do for the rest of my life is panzer people


(23:55:56) (SimonKinsler) Congrats on bronze medal
(23:56:42) (@Sample) :D
(23:56:49) (@Vanhaomena) :D
(23:56:51) (@Altsi) :D
(23:56:51) (@miNd`) :D
(23:56:53) (@kapaa) :D
(23:57:00) (@Lepari`) :D
(23:57:04) (@squalli) :D
(23:57:14) (@OLBAAAAAAA) :D
(23:57:50) (@ENSJAM) :D
(23:57:53) (bliNdieRi`) :D



[22:40] (bF|Gifted_) Thursday 12th April – LB Round 1
[22:40] (bF|Gifted_) _toMi
[22:40] (bF|Gifted_) you from jari mang?
[22:41] (bF|Gifted_) we have to play tomorrow
[22:41] (bF|Gifted_) 21 cet
[22:41] (bF|Gifted_) ok?
[22:41] (_toMi) ye its ok
[22:41] (bF|Gifted_) admin, the game has been arranged.
[22:41] (@anexis-R0SS) nice job
[22:42] `Yoddha is now known as yOFFda
[22:44] (@SimonKinsler) It's forced anyway but good job bF|Gifted_ 9:

Rockskin: I got a nice trick at soccer
It's like a competition with the boys
So I normally get an erection just before I shower
Then I drop it and I got the biggest of the team
It's so awesome you can see them look like wtf

[00:22] uniqe : just came a friend I gotta help him with english.

[20:04] (@tace`) slap her in the face with your cock and tell her it's my way or the high way

<@krosan> need merc for 5on5
<miNd`> make ET 4on4 instead

[21:53] (@kaMzZ) Nait i am disappoint :(
[21:54] (@Nait) you're a retard anyway

[21:35] (@tace`_) !mypenis
[21:35] (@HMPF) [ » tace`_ hat keinen Penis « ]
[21:36] (@tace`_) if i dnt have a penis
[21:36] (@tace`_) question is what have i been playing with the past half hour

[12:40] (@tace`) i wish there was a secret society of sexual mad women who just want sexual abuse
[12:40] (@tace`) i'd so fit in

[00:02] (@dedz) it was awkward as fuck
[00:02] (@dedz) they were like HAAAAY CUTTIEEEE
[00:02] (@dedz) and my mom turns around
[00:02] (@dedz) gives thumbs up
[00:02] (@dedz) last time i go anywhere with my mom again D:
[00:04] (@dedz) oh and to top it all off, i put on the radio and it was pretty loud
[00:04] (@dedz) katy perry was on
[00:04] (@dedz) turned it off sooo quick

[02:25] (Zyklon) any know how to construct a bomb?
Some from my profile :p

¬ 22:10] <suVi`> ¸hey [CB]Homer
[22:10] <suVi`> guess what
[22:10] <suVi`> caen decider
[22:10] <suVi`> too bad ur et wont work
[22:10] <@[CB]Homer> >D
[22:10] <suVi`> :XDDDDDDDDDDDD
[22:10] <@[CB]Homer> gonna take a revenge for that comment tonight suVi`
[22:10] <suVi`> [CB]Homer
[22:10] <suVi`> u can always check replay

¬ [20:45] <[141`o]Homer> you re from ET team?
[20:45] <`iR|HakkiJr> no I am iR


¬ rizza[feria] The other night, my girlfriend and I were having rigorous sex and my penis popped. Have you ever heard of such a thing or know what the hell happened?
h8m3<3Ronner on 18/06/08, 01:03:09 PM | Reply
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[23:45:22] <oxid`stRay> man we wont paly on yours, thats what i say
[23:45:29] <oxid`stRay> its cause of cfg fakes
[23:45:32] <oxid`stRay> i heard about it
[23:45:39] <oxid`stRay> like allowing shownromals 1

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[22:48:36] <oxid`stRay> and be carefull with ur wh :)
[22:48:53] <oxid`stRay> we found allrdy 5 scenes which are just awesome
[22:49:00] <promen> thanks
[22:49:01] <oxid`stRay> with which we could easily bust u
[22:49:02] <promen> u can make avi for me
[22:49:10] <oxid`stRay> we will, don't worry
sqzz: ZeD, you're missing half a mustache
thats mean!
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oh my goodness the best thing ive read on this forum
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