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keep 10 mln
that girl to have someone to talk to
computer
games
garden
pool table

thats it gg
u realised that you will have no food? :D
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18 year old and barry bonds. Watch them have sex for a year without food.
I'm sure you would join in
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i choose this

edit:
workout
doctor +1
satellite radio
garden
gourmet food
books
skylight
pool table


fuck .. i dunno what could be the best for me now
need to be right on the spot :P
Chick, chef's food and a bath, gets out exactly 30 points, no need for anything else.
no TV or pc or anything u can do , beside staring and having sex with a hot girl for 5 years ?
Parent
Duh, once u actually gonna do it urself, u will understand me.
Parent
Could you make it any more painfully obvious that you have only just recently succeeded in this task?

Either that, or it's another case of projection.

You will not stay sane if you were locked up for 10 years with an 18yo girl
Parent
Sorry to dissapoint u on this one, sadly u are wrong, on the other side, noone will stay normal, after being locked at basement for 5 or 10 years, so why the heck, not enjoy it to the fullest.
Parent
Then definitely go for the drugs!
Parent
No better drugs than enjoying 10 years of quality sex.
Parent
No way man.
Sex can get boring, you can lose interest in her, and the orgasm won't last for hours. Besides you've only got so much energy
Parent
Dunno how u would find sex boring, but when u are living with a hot chick, i never found sex to be boring, on the other hand, im sure there would be quite many things u could do apart of having sex, with a unlimited time, brains can find many other ways to spend quality time together.
Parent
I chose the wrong words. Sex itself isn't boring, but you can't have sex/orgasm all the time. The rush from an orgasm only lasts a few seconds, whereas you can get the same rush for hours on end with opiates. Also it's quite a gamble. If you don't like her you're gonna be stuck with her for 10 years.
Parent
Honestly, sex isnt all about orgasm, that moment, is just the top of hill, rest is just pure pleasure of feelings and enjoyments. U can have sex or cuddling for hours, if ur able to, that wont mean, only the moment u get orgasm will be good, but entire time, u are having good moment with that person.

I do agree, but well, for that amount of points, they better bring u someone who u gonna like ;)
Parent
Yeah but the hours turn into days, weeks, months, ten years is enough time for you to get bored of her. Also it says she's down with sex, not with the whole cuddling for hours thing. with drugs you're pretty much set for perma euphoria
Parent
Well, i would assume that shes human afterall, and having a sex with someone for such a long period, would prevail into relationship and then the casual stuffs follow up, could probably say, getting attached and feeling in love with her, but both methods gives u good pleasure, just on different way :)
Parent
Nice journal.

I would take 5 millions.
Kitchen -6 cuz I love to cook
Sunlight -2 cuz I cannot even imagine life without sunlight every day
Girl -18 cuz u know what I mean :) besides, there's world w/o women, isn't it?
Library -4, I was wondering if I'll take movies, but it depends on tv - is it included or not? Guess it's not. That's why I'd take books - so I could read it for relax (yeyeey u got girl right on ur side and u can have sex with her bla bla) or learn sth, both.
BOOZE -5 CUZ I'M POLISH AND WE CAN'T EXIST WITHOUT ALCOHOL YOU DUMBASSES!!! And this is main reason why I'd rather take this 5 millions and booze than 10mil without booze - in next 10y I'll spend more than 5millions for booze : ////

Cheers,
Keep the 10 million - Easy

Full kitchen - Nice way to spend time

Skylight - Need daylight

Surround sound system - Need music more

Hygiene products and jacuzzi - Not hard to figure out

Medical care - I have medical issues

Unlimited tobacco products - But I won't use them if there's no way to let the smoke out mostly because of the dog

HD camera - To document it all

A puppy - I need a companion, I love dogs <3
Admit that u'll rape this poor little puppy :'<<<

And 'documate it all' : DDDDDDDDDDD
Parent
Why would I rape a puppy and what's funny about documenting 10 lonely years?
Parent
did this ages ago.
guess many of you CF geek faggots wont need the sunlight as you've done just fine for the previous ten. same applies to girl for you oafs. if I were you Id actually use only one point for a certain item with three bullets and do the right thing.
I smell a 9faggot
you better fix your nose
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trying to be hard /b/ro here? give up man, just give up
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i gues we're cool. you're a still a faggot.
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take care.
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im better cause i realize 9gag sucks and i visit an other website XD
Parent
What make you think that someone will actually care about your worthless reply? you cancerous human disgrace.
Parent
Apparently at least two persons cared enough to respond.

How you can get so worked about a comment is beyond me, I'm guessing self-hate.
Parent
May god have mercy on your soul

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i would personally shit on those 10milions

fuck money, freedom is all i need
BIG JOURNAL! After much deliberation i have decided on this. 16 y/o girl for 16 points ( Can blatently do that cause im g5) > kitchen > tv > garden > phone > gun to shoot out the greenhouse glass for some fresh air and real sunlight ABSOLUTELY DONE! BOOM!
g5 don't need 10 mil though bro
Parent
You know that son
Parent
18 year old
weight room
kitchen
Easy:

Kitchen (6)
Skylight (2)
18 year old (18)
Surround sound system (4)

After 10 years use the majority of payout on the same things for the rest of my life, might trade 18 year old with garden, library, booze and tv.
18 year old ( 18 )
Unlimited drugs ( 5 )
Kitchen ( 6 )
Pool table ( 1 )
Kitchen (6)
Garden (2)
Workshop + Library (6+4)
Dog or a Cat (6)
TV (7)
Skylight (2)
Radio (2)

Cut the money in half because after 10 years fuck money man, 5 mil is enough.
Fucking Bich and Internet is too expensive (10 years is a long time she will be old and ugly before i know it) so no need for computer either and SP games can suck mah dick. Need a dog or a cat to for a companion so i wouldn't get lonely. Kichin to maek le foods and Garden and Workshop to keep me busy with anything. TV and Radio to listen to when really tired.
why do people always think women get so much uglier after 18? such bollocks...women get really hot from 25 till 40 or something
Parent
unless you are in eastern europe
till 30 -> uber awesome looking girls
from 30 -> RUN MAN RUN
Parent
Believe me, if i would show u couple of girls around 30 years, u would jizz ur pants.
Parent
do it faggot =D
Parent
kitchen (6)
tv (7)
sports room (5)
all movies (4)
music system (4)
puppy (6)
garden (2)

im takin dem 5mill
$5 million

35 points

fast food + CFA (5)
internet (16)
desktop pc (6)
movies / tv shows (4)
video games (4)

:P
unlimited drugs (5)
unlimited booze (5)
hygiana products and a jacuzzi bathtub (3)
pool table (1)
gun with 3 bullets (1)
pc (6)
games (4)
skylight (2)
hd camera (3)
Hygiene Products (3)
10 years with no hygiene products? Fuck that :D

52" TV with all Channels (7)
Sports. Unlimited entertainment

Workout room (5)
Watching TV would make me restless, have to do smth else for a while, physical activity could also make you sleep better

Kitchen (6)
Nice timewaster and even though my cooking ability is insanely bad, with unlimited resources there's gotta be some easy/good stuff to make

Doctor (2)
Because if I were to get sick I might have to leave = no moneys

Pool Table (1)
Nice value! 10 years of pool practice

Cat (6)
Company
fuck thats a shit load of masturbation
Parent
Chick's overpriced, gotta go for that $10m ;)
Parent
Don't worry Mrs Palmer and her five daughters will take care of you!
Parent
Workout Room (5)
Library (4)
Surround Sound System (4)
Full kitchen (6)
Puppy (6)
Skylight (2)
Hygiene products (3)

I'll come out rich as fuck, smart as fuck, best cook in the world and.. horny as fuck - but i'll compensate that because of the skills I acquired during my basement time I would have chicks all the time.
Kitchen (6)
Girl (18)
Books (4)
Garden (2)

It is enough!
medicare 2 (useful + I can call for medic care just to have someone to talk to ? :D)
library 4 (this one is so imba 4 pts for all the book xD)
kitchen 6 (unlimited pro food + entertainment)
hygiene 3 (needed)
garden 2 (better than skylight)
tv 7 (together with books will provide enough fun)
cat 6 (to have company)

girl and internet are too expensive, you can have it all the time after you get those 10 mills
Give away everything

Workout room -5
Gotta stay in shape, obviously, will train hard
Kitchen -6
food
Unlimited drugs -5
Opiates make 10 years bearable, the occasional psychedelic trip would be nice and there's tons of other drugs to experiment and have fun with.
Skylight -2
You need sunlight, man
Internet (I'm assuming this comes with a decent enough PC to browse and chat) -16
You have to somehow be able to communicate with other people. Also keep a blog. Plus this is pretty much the library for free
All movies and TV shows -4
To pass time
Medical care -2
yea

I would come out as a famous and rich man, and a huge opiate habit with the money to support it.
Not sure how mentally fucked up I would be, hopefully not too much.
U wouldn't stand more than 2 months without basic hygene ;)
Parent
There's a shower
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movies (4)
PC (6)
Internet (4)
booze (5)
drugs (5)
kitchen (6)

living like a hermit, not having to pay for booze and drugs, getting 10mio.
that sounds pretty decent
half of the moneyz what gives me an additional 5 points, so 35 points:
chick 18
kitchen 6
booze 5
books 4
sunlight 2
kitchen (6 points)
workshop (12 points)
library (16 points)
hygiene products (19 points)
cell phone (22 points)
skylight (24 points)
garden with greenhouse (26 points)
satellite radio (28 points)
pool table (29 points)

With the above can:
make my own booze (greenhosue + skylight)
make my own gym equipment (workshop)
make my own <insert whatever> from having access to a library full everything and a workshop
phone to call gf/chat line to cure blue balls once a week, Mrs Palmer is a wonderful lady.
+ make a bunch of other stuff I would learn reading books whilst not having a pc/tv/movies etc. to distract me.
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