Girl help?

by Levin • 1 Jun 2013, 00:38 • Journals
Hey guys this chick added me on facebook earlier and shes been hitting on me quite hard but I don't know how to advance...

Can some cf sexperts help me out?


Pic of chick in question, taken from her instagramleimage: a9amPzc
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steeler 1 Jun 2013, 01:45
it's probably just a joke, don't take it serious if you don't know her

Oh well I've been hitting on a girl but then she removed me from facebook. Shit happens...
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eRRoRR 1 Jun 2013, 01:46
LOL
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steeler 1 Jun 2013, 11:47
And the worst thing is that she's my classmate. It was meant to be a joke but it's annoying as hell that I can follow her on facebook....
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HipKat 1 Jun 2013, 17:38
Lighten up stalker
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Levin 1 Jun 2013, 01:48
I've actually met her in real life before. She has some strange friends tho. dunno wat do
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steeler 1 Jun 2013, 11:46
Hmm if you really want to date her or something then try hitting back. I mean write something sweet to her. When you feel that you're close, you can try asking her out. It all depends on how the relationship is between you.

If you don't want to date her, just try to ignore her.
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GreenClon 1 Jun 2013, 01:55
you sure, that asking question like this is really good idea on this website? its like asking your dog what he thinks about theory of relativity. he will have the same clue as those guys here about girls, ya know
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Levin 1 Jun 2013, 01:56
I just thoought sommeeone could help me on how to chat with girl that hitting on me xP
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GreenClon 1 Jun 2013, 02:00
well, chatting is actually what cf users might be experienced in. although you didnt say your intention with her :) then its hard to give advice :D not that I want to do that tho. I am not very good expert in this, although there was this one girl that was hitting on me hard too, we were chatting on fb and stuff.
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eRRoRR 1 Jun 2013, 02:03
just ask her if she'd like to meet you. watch a movie and make out. if u are that sure that she is hitting on you, then she probably will say yes. and if u like her than everything's cool
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Levin 1 Jun 2013, 02:04
I just dug around her fb a little and well her friends seem really weird I dunno if I wanna hang out with those guys...
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eRRoRR 1 Jun 2013, 02:39
u dont hang around with her friends, u hang around with her. u dont wanna be her friend, u wanna be her boyfriend (well, maybe)

also, define weird, i dont know what u mean by that
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Levin 1 Jun 2013, 02:41
well... after digging around a little more on her FB I decided to unfriend her. Her friends just seem too strange to deal with.


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Well well well... It seems as though you have once again, despite your best efforts, become a pawn in one of my rather elaborate ruses, and it seems as though the end result of said ruse has left your state of being of a lesser quality than before you were dealt the card hidden up my sleeve, while being none the wiser! And yes, while it is true that you will eventually recover from this recent turn of events, it remains unclear whether or not your social status on this website will remain at its current level, or if it will take a turn for the worst! After all is said and done, at the end of the day, you will have to accept the fact that you got the short end of the deal! I hold no remorse or regret, for I am and always shall be........ A MASTER RUSEMAN!
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CorpseMaggot 1 Jun 2013, 02:49
go for it seems cool friends
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homiee 1 Jun 2013, 09:33
Isnt that a madame tussauds thing :D?
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Panda 1 Jun 2013, 12:54
"Professor Morell, wife of Gauletier Forster and Hitler at Hitler's Obersalzburg house."

No...
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LeFrancis 1 Jun 2013, 02:15
Sexperts agree to say : THE D., SHE WANTS.
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HugTheSub 1 Jun 2013, 13:48
quality content, as always.
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koop 1 Jun 2013, 14:43
ok this is what you do:

You talk to her, get to know her, eventually when the friendship has a solid foundation, you invite her around to your house.
Now it's sexy time..
Slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself
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thepanz3r 1 Jun 2013, 16:17
heil hitler
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HipKat 1 Jun 2013, 17:39
Quoteimage: hitler1



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HIRVI 1 Jun 2013, 19:28
:D:D:D:: successful troll 5/5
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Hellfag 1 Jun 2013, 23:10
Haha this made my day.
Thanks :D
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