My Gamescom Summary

I was on the gamescom in cologne this Thursday. This is my summary.

12:21 we arrive at Köln Messe.
12:30 we get our armbands that indicate our age. (which are fucking useless cuz at almost every 18+ booth you had to show your ID anyway)
12:45 we get in the line for the ticket sale. the line is probably around 150 meters now. Some organizing chick said that they'll let people in at around 1:00pm.
13:00 No people are able to enter. the line is getting longer and longer. we decide that if we're not in by 15:30, we leave.
13:30 they announce that they wont let people in till 14:00, also all day-tickets are sold out, they'll only sell afternoon tickets from now on. At this point a lot of people left, which made the line significantly shorter. they also started to hand out free water.
14:00 the line is moving, looks like we're getting in.
14:30 we're now right in front of the entrance. we finally get in and buy our tickets. Because they only let little groups of people in, it's not that crowed.
15:00 after walking for ages through the fairgrounds we finally get to the actual halls where the gamescom is taking place. It's super fucking crowed, fat neckbeards and ugly cosplay chicks everywhere. you can imagine the smell. in the halls themselves they have really good air conditioning which makes it bearable, but between the halls it's horrible.
16:00 we head to the bethseda booth, my friends wants to test our TES:Online and I wanna check out that new wolfenstein game.
16:10 we decide to go somewhere else for now, expected waiting time for those games is about 1 hour.
16:20 at the league of legends booth. it's pretty big and some progames are going on. we decide to watch but you can't see shit as theres to 3m tall and wide neckbeards standing right in front of you
16:30 going to the EA booth to check out fifa14. they have some fast access thing which is great we play a round and decide fuck fifa14 it's exactly the same as 13. on our way to a different hall some faggot grabs my ass on an escalator. I wanna punch him in his faggot face but decide against it because im a little pussy.
17:00 fuck this fucking gamescom every fucking booth has 100+ people standing in front and you can't play any game unless you wait at least an hour. we check out the sony 18+ zone. it's not as crowded because some known black dude is beatboxing on stage close by. I check out the last of us which looks fucking pixelated, might be the screen I dunno, I play this Diablo3 for ps3 which is also fucking shit. I play around with the new ps4 controller which is..... fucking shit.
18:00 we take the train from messe to the main train station to check out the DOM and grab some food at MCDs.
18:20 our train home is not coming because of technical difficulties. some other train ain't leaving either so the next train will be full of people. great.
19:20 after we got some food we had to look at some peace activist right on the Domplatte showcasing pics of beheaded children. thank you.
20:00 our train finally arrives. it so fucking crowded that people are allowed to sit in the 1st class. the train manages to get to next station when we have to wait there for 20 minutes because of "TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES". During those 20 minutes they have to turn off the air conditioning and close the doors to find the defect. yeah fuck you too deutsche bahn, I felt like I was in the train to Dachau or something.
23:20 after about 10 more 20 minutes stops at various train stations because of either technical difficulties or because some master race ICE has to take over we finally arrive at home.
00:15 my friend crashes with his bike on his way home because I forgot to tell him that my brakes don't work, woops.

AT LEAST I GOT A FREE SKIN FOR LEAGUE OF LEGENDS HAHA

fuck gamescom never again