Joffrey gets poisoned
The Hound "dies" (actually becomes a gravedigger in some monastery community, leaving behind his life of violence)
Arya becomes an assassin
Bran gets taught in the ways of greenseer beyond the wall, meets with one of the Great Targaryen Bastards who was supposed to be dead for a long time, forms the core of resistance against the bitch and her dragons
Ser Loras gets penetrated to death with a hot poker
Sansa flees to Vale
Tyrion Lannister kills his father Tywin Lannister and flees to the Free cities, meets up with a dwarf chick and gets enslaved by a fat dude who likes to fuck shemales
Tommen Lannister becomes the King after Joffrey dies
Oberyn and The Mountain fight, Oberyn gets slain first but not before poisoning The Mountain, it takes weeks for him to die in complete misery, he soon becomes some sort of undead champion to Cersei Lannister
Bran's little brother (who nobody cares about) gets raped by the Children of the Forest who put the future of the Children in him, children of his line will have the blood of Children in him (all of them future Greenseers)
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The Hound "dies" (actually becomes a gravedigger in some monastery community, leaving behind his life of violence)
Arya becomes an assassin
Bran gets taught in the ways of greenseer beyond the wall, meets with one of the Great Targaryen Bastards who was supposed to be dead for a long time, forms the core of resistance against the bitch and her dragons
Ser Loras gets penetrated to death with a hot poker
Sansa flees to Vale
Tyrion Lannister kills his father Tywin Lannister and flees to the Free cities, meets up with a dwarf chick and gets enslaved by a fat dude who likes to fuck shemales
Tommen Lannister becomes the King after Joffrey dies
Oberyn and The Mountain fight, Oberyn gets slain first but not before poisoning The Mountain, it takes weeks for him to die in complete misery, he soon becomes some sort of undead champion to Cersei Lannister
Bran's little brother (who nobody cares about) gets raped by the Children of the Forest who put the future of the Children in him, children of his line will have the blood of Children in him (all of them future Greenseers)