British sensation

I know it's been a while since my last journal but I'm a very mature guy now. I'm writing this journal because today is a day that needs to be celebrated. If you wonder what's today's celebration then I'm sorry to tell you that you miserably failed at life.
Today, we remember for the 23rd time, the moment when our beloved niSmO came out of his mom's vagina!!!

As an ex-brother of arms, I know niSmO's life pretty well here's a short summary :

Year 1 - 7 : Nothing special, except that [flag=hippie]Jimi Hendrix wrote a song for him that became world famous "Hey Joe"

Year 7 - 14 : Little niSmO learns to count until 30 as you dont need more for ET knowing that spawntimes rarely exceed 30 and u got 30 bullets in your mp40.

Year 14-21: Soldier niSmO joins #follow.et - professional hardcore addicted computer gaming eSports cklub powerhouse and fight with us to bring skill on the battlefield and show you on ETTV some insane next level frags that you can masturbate to.

Year 21 - 23 : Joe becomes a veteran soldier and spends his saturday nights on some servers called "HPC" smth like that in order to remember the old good times. Even if the man is 180cm he still sux @ goldendunk, but nobody is perfect...

For the fucking retards of this website who can't read more than 3 words :

TL;DR




niSmO holding a hoop & me @ swimmingpool

for wankerz, i dont forget u
Sincerely yours,
LeFrancis - An ex-cyberathlete