Fresh out of Bootkamp

Been on 2 lans in less than 12 months. Now that s quite an achievement for some and I quote : "poor gypsy with no money for plane tickets".

Impressions from this last lan are much better than the ones I got on Enschede.

Not only that in Holland although the weather was shiny the inside atmosphere was quite boring, but Bootkamp for me was quite exciting omdat, I mean because I met one of my greatest nemesis ever...Gokusan. Against all the hype I am quite dissapointed to say that nobody got injured during our meeting. Which is a very sad moment for me. Me and Gokusan exchanged opinions on weather, future plans and who is the best player of the moment.

Obviously not you, mAus, to whom I stand no further than 5 centimeters behind , watching his performance like a proud master who spend years in his training. Never said a word, I was a ghost behind the once to be a living legend, now just a titan walking among humans. Me, as an old school player that I am, did not felt any need to bounce or jump in front of him like a silly rabbit, simply because one Legend does not bounce to another Legend. We just rustig, I mean calmly observe the surrounding environment and do the best out of our every single second on this life.

And now back to Gokusan, thank you my greatest nemesis for taking a selfie with me, which I hope won t end up on Internet because not only would go viral, but would also put me on the situation of suing you for publishing without authorization pictures of me.

Thanks Goku Kenzi Alexander De keyzer de Soza for setting up the streaming server on GTV, as well as Thank you Rayzed for being such a nice German after I remember we had some beef also few years ago.

Speaking about Germans, what a nice hug I had with Kresti, like two real homosexuals, licking each other balls until he decided to dump my ass and move back to his companions.

Thank you Testi for trying to flex your muscles on me, I do remember our beef as well, and yes I know you were scared of me yeterday. Otherwise why else would you ask me if I wanna go visit some bitches with you?! That knowing you have a girlfriend at home, I hope she reads this lines and dump your skinny ass.

Thank you Buzzer for being such a nice guy to come and salute the Legend. Your natural red hair girlfriend is quite hot. Congratulations!

Thank you Heaven for having such good skillz! He knew who I was even before I was in the LAN center. He gonna make it big one day!

Thank you Koop for pretending you were drunk when in fact you were just mad I took you for Kamz!!

Thank you Squid for throwing me out of your team years ago, cause I was to good for your level! Glad I met you! You re one handsome mother fucker!

Thank you Night for fixing my net connection! You are quite white for your name!

Thank you Dialer for shaking my hand! I will never forget you were the only well known player to advertise my Ingloriouis Bastards public et pro server years ago when I was trying to make it into this bloody scene of ET! P.S. I will not wash this hand for 3 months and use it only to relax my bitches pussy! It brings good luck!

Thank you Deltoro for helping me with the stream!

Thank you Timbolina, but I dont know for what I say thank you Timbolina!

Thank you Ronner for fixing things around!

Last but not least thanks to Sebhes! Take some steroids mate, you have no muscles, I mean do you even lift bro :)?

If I forgot anyone, don`t worry!

Edit: I forgot about Deryn! Such a nice girl, with malefic looks!

And Sqzz! He is fresh out of jail, some bad ass tattoos and scary look on his face! Don t make him angry!





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still no idea who are you and why u go there :D

e: didnt even read
Np m8, glad you could make it again.
Did you fight snatix
need lan pictures
Afaik there were almost no pictures this lan

didn't see anyone going around with a camera
Parent
Still waiting for you to even come near me and try any thing. Nice scare
I saw you sitting on the chair, squeezing the mouse like your whole life depended on it. Sorry, but I just realized I am running out of energy bashing skinny nerds faces.
Parent
All talk :D dogs Who barks the loudest are the less dangerous
Parent
Yes you are totally right. Now stfu and go pray for Paris.
Parent
YEAH - YOU ARE MY IDOL!!!! Finally, someone is showing NO-LAN-LOVE :D Damn Snatix, perkele vittu!!
Parent
Faggots still faggots even in real life, I won't start to like somebody if he's still a douche :D
Parent
Well said!
Parent
Was nice meeting you mate
I have a feeling we won t see each other again....in this life time
Parent
Wait what. Were you that guy in the leather jacket on the couch fucking around with mics?
I was on a couch and I was wearing a leather jacket, but I don t remember fucking any mics. I did however a live stream and had 20 viewers and asked for no donations.
Parent
Hows that last part relevant?
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strong independent black woman who dont need no man
Parent
big mouth you have on I net son...but ask Testi, after we exchanged few words, he did not have big mouth anymore, and you re as big as his penis...
Parent
It sounds like "exchanging words" is a euphemism for giving him a blowjob.
Parent
It sounds that you officially went full retard
Parent
didnt saw any a_romanian_in_bruxelles pic come by
haha, somebody is spying my instragram profile lol :P
Parent
You added me Ronald :D
Parent
Oh...I had no ideea :D. And what is your name there?
Parent
was nice to meet u man, cu next lan / eventually in antwerp :)
Yea would be something to wait 100 years to meet for the next lan when we both live in a country no bigger than my shoe
Parent
From what I heard you were a pretty nice guy at lan, weren't really sure who you were though, guessing the guy in the leather jacket casting
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