VITTU PORO :~>

sup eurocucks :~>

sooo, you wont believe it, but i came back from a trip to vittu lapland - finland part :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

man i got to much to tell you guys!

well first it was very cold, but you get used to it.
i ate salmon all day and poro meat which was actually quite good!

the finnish food is very fat, thats why most of them die from heart attack, we israelis outlive the finnish.

pros:
beautiful women, rly, some of them have boys haircut which they pull off rly good!
i was on SAMPO!!!!! which is a ship in their fictious mythology.
i saw the aurora thingy in the sky, got good pics
got to pet and feed a poro, what a fun bunch lol
didnt see much fat ppl there
saw 4-5 niggers the entire week
no sand-niggers spotted which is nice
the ppl who work @ shitty jobs are fins which is awesome - they do the hard work and not some foreighner

cons:
as much as i enjoyed there, i got rly bad cons on finland..

they dont have buisness mind..

i was at santa's house, and there were 20 stores there - ALL THE FUCKING SAME and EVERYTHING IS FUCKING PRICEY THERE WHAT THE FUCK SHIT COUNTRY
they throw prices like madmen there, everything is expensive and it shouldnt be
i dont know how they live, prolly out of walfare cuz non bought anything

why not opening a theme park for childrens there?
why not bring brands stores there??

why are they so stupid ppl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ah..

well the zoo there was horrible, non of the animal had the grace to show themself, were to busy sleeping.
fucking winter animals..

for us tourists ice fishing and other things are new to us, so the stuff could atlist show some happyness..

btw, the streets are empty!!!
we were told most finns stay at home and are not very social which was amazingly true!
i could see all the nerds et players in this website which are finnish - zero social life lol
but its ok.
some of the men there looked like females :(

oh btw those who were fat, i could easily tell they are etplayers :~>

all in all, they should learn from the germans how to work with tourists
they are quite a nice country, the people are awesome
they should get out more and have bigger families

all in all, 5\7 gg VITTU
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would vittu it again 9/11
well i believe i'v done what there is to be done there so no, i wont go back to that place :{
prolly other scandi country
wont be sweden, cuz its sand-niggers land now
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anyone else thought it was troll journal about virtus pro? ;f
it's always /forcetapout in finLääänd somewer ``
FUCKING POOR DONT BUY IF NO MONEY GET MONEY GET RICH COME THEN AGAIN YOU POOR FUCKFACE
well our GDP is higher than finland + my salary is way above the average of fin's salary

its expensive compare to the alternatives - why should i buy a tea mug for 15euro if i can buy it for 2-3 euro? even less

fucking estonian scum
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I'm finnish, its just a flag here on crossfire

Lolol, you foreign ppl get always so tensed up when talking about salaries
Parent
:DDD

kitos my friend
Parent
Everything is so expensive here because of the high taxes that pay for the free shitty school system, medical care and stuff like that. Finland doesn't fit in the capitalist world you are right (we get hustled, but we don't care). It's the climate that makes people weird, visit the nordic countries in the summer and you will probably love it because we get very crazy of the ongoing sun. We work the same way as brown bears, we look like them too. We also don't care about money as much as jews do.

You didn't mention sauna and ice swimming. The best thing to do in the winter. 100% of the people I know love it (foreign ppl too)

ps. you write like a cunt
*and is some random Internet rambo writing about his journey on crossfire, what a life.
Parent
Dont listen to dat OfficerFgt and indeed its lots of fun to hang out with Finns naked outside the sauna with some kahru
Never tried ice swimming though
Parent
I ve never been to Finland, but judging based on the info I have, my life experience among Belgians for 2 years now, and my extra sensorial senses I could not agree more with you, you mother fucking jew
a cheap jew? no way
come to switzerland 8 : ]
my next trip is to hungary, and then prolly swiss
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Goddamn Jew
vitun jalikiliukkaat :~b
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