[*] Germany

by Provok • 7 Jul 2016, 23:24 • Journals
Lol get rekt ^^

Blabla France white flag blabla won't pass round of 8 blabla Pogba is overrated...

They said our defense is like "gruyère" (it's not even gruyère, they took fucking camembert and photoshopped some holes in it lmao)

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But they didn't know about the Olympique Lyonnais pride also known as CARLES UMTITI (he didn't sign for Barça yet, let me love him some more time please...)

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German fanfags right now :

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PS: https://vine.co/v/5aV7FVdDgLw

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stRay 8 Jul 2016, 00:38
hör ma auf zu labern und lernt richtigen fußball zu spielen scheiß frosch
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SUUHKK 8 Jul 2016, 00:57
Aber dann bitte nicht Wein!
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Provok 8 Jul 2016, 01:09
je te sens bouleversé mon frère
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LeFrancis 8 Jul 2016, 17:40
bist du mad bruder?
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snNy 9 Jul 2016, 16:39
słuchać MA grę rozmawiać i uczyć właściwego nożnej pieprzoną żaba
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biggz 8 Jul 2016, 02:52
so much possession, no pewpew.
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rasFeratu 8 Jul 2016, 07:09
Well, fuck.. gud luck in finals wen the dyn0mite goes "SWWWWOOOOSH"
.. fuckin piss-d0uche

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Panda 8 Jul 2016, 07:33
At least Wales also lost 2-0 in the semi too, does that mean we're as good as Germany now? :)))
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Casillas 8 Jul 2016, 07:42
But u are German? =(
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Panda 8 Jul 2016, 22:16
German resident ye :PP
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mama 8 Jul 2016, 11:03
so happy that germans got served :)
2 much arrogance :´)
:))))):))))):)))))
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LeFrancis 8 Jul 2016, 17:43
Let's get real for once
Marseille Coach in Marseille stadium owning it up
Only coach who has ballz to remove Benzema no matter what people said.
MVP : Griezmann & the ref who has a brand new Peugeot LUL
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Frop 8 Jul 2016, 18:33
Still think Benzema, Valbuena and then Griezmann on the right would've been pretty sick as well.
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Provok 8 Jul 2016, 22:46
I'm a Lyon supporter and Valbuena was really bad whole season :S
We have so much potential on the wings that we don't need Ribery/Valbuena anymore, neither on the midfield
I agree on Benzema tho, Giroud is not good enough against big teams but it's okay since we have Grizi
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Frop 9 Jul 2016, 13:32
I just want Valbuena there because it makes a good story with Benzema. :(
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Aniky 12 Jul 2016, 01:56
Imo, Benzema and Varane probably lacked towards gold in finals, specially Benzema in attack instead of Giroud and Gignac as he had great season at Real.
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Provok 14 Jul 2016, 15:15
Benzema wasn't pickable because of his dramas with Valbuena but we have better forwards than Giroud and Gignac in France even without Benzema. That's the only thing Deschamps did wrong. Lacazette and Gameiro are way better at the moment than Gignac and Giroud (still Giroud can help in many ways).
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Aniky 15 Jul 2016, 01:16
They should leave the off pitch drama off pitch, simple as, but some "keeping harmony" bullshit costed u medal tbh, I do agree upon those two alternatives for forwards, Gameiro had great season and so did Lacazette, if im not mistaken, he was second top scorer in french league behind Ibra?
Coach didnt really set or use in this way properly the players he had, having Kante, one of the most promising DM's on bench, while putting Pogba on that spot is plain stupid, could of seen much better France if some changes were done better.
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Provok 15 Jul 2016, 01:29
I agree but our dear ministre Manuel Valls called some high placed people and then Benzema wasn't able to play (he's from Catalonia, how strange !).
Lacazette was second behind Ibra with 21 goals, and last season he beat Ibra and finished first with 27 goals... So 48 goals in two seasons... And still our coach took Gignac who's playing in the fucking mexican league...
Kanté would've been better than Matuidi the whole tournament, he was exhausted every game... :S
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Aniky 16 Jul 2016, 00:33
Agreed completely, sadly we will never know how that would work out, was surprised seeing Gignac, based of being "best scorer" in some silly mexical league rofl.
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Aniky 8 Jul 2016, 18:17
He signed for Barca like nearly a week ago lol.
Otherwise pretty much fucked up for Germany as they missed so many members due to cards or injuries.
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Provok 8 Jul 2016, 22:48
He didn't sign yet, both teams are okay for the deal but the player has to sign the contract :P He will sign it after Euro, like the 12th of July I read.
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Aniky 10 Jul 2016, 23:53
It has already been set that he's going to Barca, i dont count formalities considering hes already their player and by seeing how shit was he today, glad hes going there, so Barca can get rekt some more again.
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Provok 14 Jul 2016, 15:19
Shit ? He played great lol. He's 22 and it was only his 3rd match for France. You can't blame him for what he did. He was as good as Koscielny in finals and better than him against Germany. He literally ate Müller.

Again, as a Lyon supporter I can assure you he will do great in Barça, when he goes into a 11, he never goes out. He's been playing professional matches and europeans matches since he was 19. He has already a huge experience for his young age. Being with people like Piqué, Mascherano etc... will make him way better. Next world class defender, you heard it first here :)
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Aniky 15 Jul 2016, 01:20
He played horrible in finals and was one of the worse players at France side, haven't seen anything special off him, luckely he had ref on his side as well, considering how many times he stepped on opposing players without any penalty till 79th min.

The only next world class defender u are going to see is Varane, once he settles into first squad of Real and Pepe goes to bench, he will become prolly top 3 CB's in the world, fast as hell, great jumping ability as well, can predict good the gameplay, really wish to see him more in this season as he has sooo much talent and being wasted on the bench.
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Provok 15 Jul 2016, 01:23
Nah Varane already reached his full potential, even if it's huge he won't be a world class defender. Laporte and Umtiti might tho.
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Aniky 16 Jul 2016, 00:32
Hes far from best potencial imo, he doesnt get enough games to play, hes uber young and can become in couple of years one of the best if given regular first team football.
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deact_59072 9 Jul 2016, 12:16
i think you try to provokate
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_Karrde 9 Jul 2016, 14:12
Müller failed a penalty vs Italy. That was the best moment of EURO 2016
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ScaTmaN 9 Jul 2016, 21:20
Berlin o/

Who cares france? Weltmeister 8)
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b4lu 10 Jul 2016, 13:13
and you will stay french your whole life LUL
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LeFrancis 10 Jul 2016, 18:14
Id rather be seen as a baguette eater than a bratwurst eater my whole life.
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Ava 10 Jul 2016, 18:53
Id rather be seen as a bratwurst eater than a escargot eater my whole life.
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Specula 10 Jul 2016, 18:03
so much hate/whine/flame just cuz of a stupid football game
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LeFrancis 10 Jul 2016, 18:12
Keine Sorge bruder I'll keep putting your bratwurst inside my baguette
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oLGaa 11 Jul 2016, 11:21
lol france
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