Next lan winner

Hi guys,

As i got thousands of messages in my inbox about people who would like to see me at lan to own some lowbobs.

Me:

- Pro
- I have slippers.

You:
-Willing to get carried
-Can listen to my next level strategies that made Europe#follow.et the best team in eSport scene since 2008.
-Able to play with 5L of bears in your body
-Can play without sleeping much and have a strong game with the ladies
-Are able to play next to me without staring at my 80cm biceps
-Are not a geeky nerd
-Accept to get back home with pride and a shining golden medal

Contact:
Your mom's place

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Victoriously yours,
MarseilleLeFrancis - A soon to be LANproofed winner
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Hi,
I'm United States of AmericaDonald Trump posting from MarseilleLeFrancis' account and that guy will make ET great again cause he's sooo good.
Best,
DT - President of americunts
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cu there colonel
Quote-Are able to play next to me without staring at my 80cm biceps


image: greg-valentino-showing-off-huge-biceps
If not for this and the geeky nerd bit, I would have been your (wo)man. Damn shame...
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hi lanwinner i would we would like to sponsor you
please mail me at [email protected] so we can dizkuzu it führer
Hi there Francis,

cu lan.

Warmest regards,
Joe
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