LANBible

If you go to my profile you can see I am a LAN veteran now image: 8TRbWHM
Anyway have fun reading this story xo

Thursday



In the mornings I went to the Zara to buy some slippers and other stuff. After that my pal Netherlands iNsAne aka LANWINNER2k17 and I went to pick up Netherlandshayaa. At this point I knew I fucked up since I didn't had my USB with me but NetherlandsoutlAw downloaded it for me from my profile and atleast I could go to the lan with a config. At Tiel we arrived at a MacDonalds to have a lunch and drive together with the other Elysium boys ( NetherlandsGizmOoO ,NetherlandsoutlAw and the legendary NetherlandskApoter to the IBIS hotel in Krefeld ( pretty much the most shittiest hotel I've ever been).

After dropping our stuff at the hotel we went to the Venue which was quite suprising because it was pretty amazing.
Chairs, couches,area (ghetto) was decent. Walking in to the venue I met my first E-polak irl called Poland dialer. The first thing he did when I introduced myself was literally: NO Fucking way. Then PolandBlOodje and Polandh2o joined our conversation and he asked me to say something (i dont even remember what i said).He totally didn't expected that at all. After some nice conversation we left to watch the showmatch.
In the evening I thought I would be on my own in my room cuz Netherlands Sebhes told so. Someone knocking at my door at 01:00 AM. I was kinda sleepy almost knocked out when I saw the one and only FinlandlEku putting his stuff at my place so I was like uhhhhh ok. . Compliments to him to deal with my snore issues LMAO.



Friday
Did literally nothing besides watching Visual and Oxid steamrolling every single match. Altough the match from NetherlandskApot's team against PolandAbj's team was quite suprising since they got rekt by NetherlandsmAlibu E-Sports.
In the evening I went early towards the hotel cuz I felt fuckedup. Knocked out by 10 pm or something ( ikr :s ).

Saturday

The day I waited for since Thursday: I was going to play at A LAN. I always though I would be shit at LAN and "couldn't handle the pressure". But we almost made it to the playoffs. That said I was very disappointed myself cuz I couldn't give my A-Game. Other than that I proudly can say that I did set a time against teams like EuropeTMT and even a map win against GermanyTeamOxid
I had a lot of good feedback of how I grow into the community and the game itselfs since I am playing this game since 2014.

After rolling some FIFA games against Netherlands kApot, Netherlands Testi and United Kingdom potty (who even thought I cheated in FIFA ) I went to watch the main game of the night which was the TEAMOXID vs ELYSIUM. It was a great atmosphere at the cinema and even feeling the amount of energy there was into that game was amazin.
At the LAN I had few conversations with some players and felt good to know who they were. ( CATS & XD TRICKJUMP )

Sunday
This day we played the Loser's tournament. The first match against Paronix we lost the first map and then we turned the game in 2 map wins for us which made us go to the Loser's final. In the Loser's Final we won the game against 'xD Trickjump. After being tired asf I felt so shit. But I knew it was the last day for me since I had to go to school Monday. So I decided to stay at the venue to watch the Final games. After I saw TossPot connecting to the server of TSB vs Elysium I felt like I was watching a game of 10 years ago. That made me feel to watch the game in the cinema. I really enjoyed it since it's new for me to see an another shoutcaster cast ET with so many passion in to it. (prolly normal for y'all).
Other than that I watched the Grand Final in the car of Netherlands kARMA who brought me home.

Sorry for my shit english tho I never wrote something that big in English ever anyway
shoutouts: NetherlandsiNsAne to being the realest nig outta there, Netherlands kApot aka the legend. Netherlands kARMA for being awesome, United States of America ipod for being the best panzer at the LAN, Europethe whole Eurocans Squad, Germany Elysium Squad, 'xD Trickjump squad and everyone I have met and had the pleasure to talk to.
cu next lan?
Comments
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Nice meeting you mate. See you next LAN <3
you have to learn me those trickshots tho
cu next lan broski
Parent
What kind of slippers did you buy? Did you take them back with you to the Netherlands?

Nice meeting you though menassi!!?

Ps don't sell your pc :(
Beautifull person man. Hunned.
Thanks bruv we ll stay tuned
Parent
cool story bruf
thanks bruhhh
Parent
see you next year you big modafuka
will meet you there son
Parent
Nice meeting you! Till next lan
Ik zal aankomen met een gruwelijke tafelvoetbaltechniek you will be suprised haha !

tot volgende LAN !
Parent
Haha we were just not really prepared for that but was cool
it was good man saw you rolling people how you roll them online
Parent
cu next lan =)
cu next lan DJ !
Parent
Didn't even get a mention hurt
I could mention the knife but I wouldn't :$
cu next lan bruhh
Parent
Was nice meeting you beast :)
Was nice meeting you fam cu next lan !!
Parent
Menace you were an absolute fucking beast!!!
And dont forget
GIVE COMMS
Oh dude you deffo need to come next lan can't have an another LAN without you nohomo
bring some bigger biceps next time :s
lan te char
Parent
that moment these two start talking in some language... :DD
Parent
Lmfaooo literally just made me lol

The look on your face was like wtf that's not English or Dutch...
Parent
Yes :DDD I was like wait what someone from NL and USA are communicating in a language I dont understand?! ;DDD
Parent
:DDDDDDDDDDDD
Parent
I specced you a lot and was a bit loud what your team complained :o
but i just want to say your performance as rifle was great ! well played dude :)
Thanks buddy much appreciated ( i was 90% complaining whole the time ikr :s )
Parent
Nice journal bro!
cu next time cwelu
Parent
See you next lan!
cu there boyy !
Parent
Was nice to meet you bro, see you @ museumplein ;)
sowieso a matsko
Parent
Nice to meet you too, see you some time again!
Nice to meet you and a great job to you as an admin and player welldone !
Parent
Thank you very much!
Parent
Nice to meet you.. you beast!! Well played too, you smashed it <3

Think there is a panza in!!!!
thanks a lot hunn <3 cuu next lan PANZA INN
Parent
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