random showerthought #4

I'm breaking more than one pattern. This is more like a showerthought experiment. It goes like this:

Of the 100 billion people that have lived on this planet, how many do you think have eaten human flesh? How many of those have cooked the meat? How many have prepared a proper meal of the meat, with a side dish, some spices et cetera?

Here's where it gets interesting: How many people do you think have deliberately cut off a piece of themselves, a limb for example, and eaten it? Cooked or raw? Out of curiosity, madness, under threat of violence by some sadistic bastard? How many of the people who have eaten their own flesh prepared a gourmet meal of it? Offered it to other people? How often have other people accepted the offer? How often have people eaten such a meal not knowing they're eating the host of the dinner party, who claims to have been in some gruesome accident?

Once you go specific enough that it becomes extremely likely the things you're thinking of haven't happened even once on this earth, you can start wondering instead, how many people have, at some point, had the same thoughts. Of the 100 billion people, how many ever considered that a person may cut off their own leg, prepare a delicious meal of it, and host a dinner party, telling the guests false tales of a drunken walk in the forest and a bear trap, while they eat the leg?

Once again, thank you for reading. :)