Insanely professional pub tutorial

by LeFrancis • 22 Sep 2018, 18:40 • Journals
Dear computer friends,

Have you ever tried to play on some public servers and /kill was forbidden? That sucks right?
Don't worry today I show you how to trick the admins and get free /kill when you want. Yes you properly read LOL!


image: tumblr_pe33idwLBV1v1wvcuo1_1280

Warmest regards,
Marseille#FreeLeFrancis - A soon-to-be banned player

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nevaeH 22 Sep 2018, 19:45
mdrrr t con
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potty 22 Sep 2018, 20:22
This journal is fucking 10 out of 10. fuck hbc rules
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LeFrancis 23 Sep 2018, 14:34
Means a lot coming from official #follow.et e-journalist.
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Kimi 22 Sep 2018, 21:52
cu in cklub
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LeFrancis 23 Sep 2018, 14:24
Come say hi next time
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valkine 22 Sep 2018, 22:03
This is amazing. I’m trying this out.
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BOBiKA 22 Sep 2018, 22:08
this is too fucking good
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rezta 22 Sep 2018, 22:35
approved this journal +rep
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krepox 23 Sep 2018, 01:56
Legend has spoken
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Mxt0r 23 Sep 2018, 02:04
Ahahaha mais putain Francis je t'aime tu es un génie !!!

Ça marche uniquement quand tu es mute ??
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LeFrancis 23 Sep 2018, 14:19
Ouais mais c'est pas bien compliqué tu dis penis t'es muted :{D
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Mxt0r 23 Sep 2018, 14:23
Ahahah exact j'ai l'habitude de me faire mute quand je dis noone :D
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Urbi 23 Sep 2018, 03:37
This is tutorial 2k18, how to selfkill on HBC = jebłem :D
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LeFrancis 23 Sep 2018, 14:28
jestem hardkorem buddy
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hazz 23 Sep 2018, 04:41
Absolutely brilliant, I can't stop laughing. Thank you for this tutorial, LeFrancis!
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seareal 23 Sep 2018, 06:25
set mouse3
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hazz 23 Sep 2018, 13:16
I noticed that too, but I figured he had already bound it before. :D
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LeFrancis 23 Sep 2018, 14:20
Sorry if I don't spend hours in front of my monitor and dont remember some commands u nerdy geek :S
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LeFrancis 23 Sep 2018, 14:19
Glad you enjoyed it kaveri!
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seareal 23 Sep 2018, 06:27
that bob roll is triggering me :D
seta cg_bobroll "0.00" //sets extent of the bob roll (left/right) effect when moving
seta cg_bobpitch "0.00" //sets extent of the bob pitch (forwards/backwards) effect when moving
seta cg_bobup "0.00" //sets extent of the vertical "bob" effect when moving
seta cg_bobyaw "0.00" //sets extent of the "bob" yaw (turn left/right) effect when moving
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WuT 23 Sep 2018, 09:42
While we're still in 2018, Francis is in 3018
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LeFrancis 23 Sep 2018, 14:31
Welcome in 3018 m8
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uYop 23 Sep 2018, 09:47
Congratulations. This is fascinating to see how much possibilities we have in 2k18 to counter the rules even if most of people are banned there ( :( ).

+1 like
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nejm 23 Sep 2018, 10:51
I'll surely try it somewhere in 2019/20.
I've also found a quite cool feature you can unlock following this simple instruction:
1) be a random scrub/play with fakenick
2) perform 5 killing spree including at least 1 kill on shootej
3) profit:
image: alalala
have fun and enjoy.
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mental 23 Sep 2018, 11:21
outplayed sick man nice content cu on lan
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LeFrancis 23 Sep 2018, 14:21
Cu there m8, hope to appear in meNtal moments 2
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valkine 23 Sep 2018, 16:32
Any kill on the fake Azatej, Shootej gets you a ban.
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JinostaWoo 23 Sep 2018, 13:26
funny how this worked ^^ and hbc is ass for even banning the sk
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LeFrancis 23 Sep 2018, 14:30
Even some jaymod servers have more competitive settings than that noobish server
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JinostaWoo 23 Sep 2018, 14:42
yeah the fact you cant selfkill is just weird to me
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deact_59072 24 Sep 2018, 02:11
ifsk is lame, real men fight until they die of their enemies bullets!
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JinostaWoo 24 Sep 2018, 13:11
real men don't play games think about that for a second before you claim this :D
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samraj 24 Sep 2018, 10:27
in my opinion there should be a rule even in scrims that u cant selfkill more than 5 to 10 times per round - it would change the gameplay a bit
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hazz 24 Sep 2018, 10:38
Why do you think the gameplay needs to be changed?
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samraj 24 Sep 2018, 11:43
i would not only change the selfkill but the whole deaths u can get per round - it would stop the spawn rape -- everybody would be more carefull -- the game would slow down a bit in its speed and get more tactical in attack -- thought about it few years ago - but than the activity of this game droped :( -- i dont know its a good idea or not but a showmach could show it to us :)
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hazz 24 Sep 2018, 14:39
If deaths mattered, it would turn ET into something more like CS I guess. I like ET for its fast pace and the focus on objectives that you can do without necessarily even killing people. It would make the objectives obsolete because the team with the better aimers could just make sure their opponent reach the death limit and be done with it.
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JinostaWoo 24 Sep 2018, 13:12
I get what you mean but with the objectives you gotta self kill or attacking would be so easy on every map LMS is for 1 life only those were the days :)
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Aq 23 Sep 2018, 14:48
after seeing that 11/10 2039 video i will put my trust in you to revive ET
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LeFrancis 24 Sep 2018, 20:33
Thx m8. Next time I go to the Carlton hotel in SwitzerlandGeneva I'll invite you for business talk.
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s1LENT 23 Sep 2018, 22:58
:DDDDD <3
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LeFrancis 24 Sep 2018, 20:38
Ich liebe dich wie eine Bretzel
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punky 24 Sep 2018, 19:23
admins still living in 1999 and francis in 21337
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LeFrancis 24 Sep 2018, 20:35
Over 9000 years seperate them from us m8
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hOstiLl 24 Sep 2018, 22:43
Brillant !
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Sebhes 25 Sep 2018, 07:53
Broooo, you really got me with your "now I'm going into programmer mode"`. Great way to start off the day, much love from NL xo
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msh100 25 Sep 2018, 09:50
C'est magnifique!
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Homer 27 Sep 2018, 00:24
Full of win, got my seal of approval.
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niSmO 28 Sep 2018, 08:40
This is professionally approved
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