LAN Preparations - What's your prep?

Hi friends,



As Chief of Communications at #follow.et Professional eSports Cklub since 2008 (top11world), I have been vigorously overseeing our preparations for the upcoming LAN (date/time/price/prize/location/teams TBA). I will just briefly run through what each member of our #top11world team has been doing to prepare for the LAN.

United Kingdom Joe aka niSmO
As CoC, obviously it is my role to report back to France Francis (Chief Captain of #follow.et Professional eSports Cklub since 2008 (top11world)) about the prep each plasyer has been undertaking, and we have weekly meetings to discuss this. In my own time, I have been taking the time to establish our #follow.ow, #follow.pubg and #follow.civ5 divisions. Our #follow.fm division is still enhanced, and thus does not need establishing further.

France Francis aka Francis
Our Captain has been taking a well-deserved rest from ET after his serious hard pracc before our previous LAN event. He has been expanding our #follow.lol division and reducing his #follow.reallife division with fellow nerd United Kingdom Fantasy.

Germany Carla aka pARzI
Carla has been developing our #follow.mechanic division with her car. Her digital prescence has declined somewhat due to her Germany professional gaming machine becoming a Germany toaster, which she hopes to rectify using our #follow.crowdfunding division.

Netherlands Rick aka Enigma
Rick decided that after LAN, he wanted to play with some less professional guys, and has been spotted in the wild on Discord scrimming with the Poland boys. We admired his professionalism and he will forever be #top11world in our hearts, and we wish him well with his pursuits.

Germany Nico aka Rayzed
Aside from maintaining our #follow.food division, me and Nico appealed to Germany Mercedes-Benz Professional motorcar company for a potential professional sponsorship deal with them, in which they graciously declined. Seems like they were scared?! Has been spotted dressing well and looking great since LAN.

United Kingdom Alex aka Ponty aka Potty
Potty has been developing our worldwide appeal with a public relations trip to United States of America the USA, in which he liaised with many United States of America US bois. Has been seen actively developing #follow.pubg, #follow.et, #follow.gwf, #follow.csgo and #follow.cunt.

Finland Pete aka Woony
After completeing his real life #follow.et practise in the wilds of Finland Funland, he has left the allied forces to study professional gaming professionally. In his studies, he has been professionally analysing our attack and defences on all the maps at LAN to give us an official analysis on how we can improve next time. So far, he has advised that we should always prepare a defence. Great work Pete!

Germany Daniel aka nicon, Italy Micc aka spng and United Kingdom Fantasy aka Fantasy have been praccing hard, hoping to break into the new LAN lineup this time round.

I guess we're all looking forward to this year's LAN! But my finishing question to you Europe nerds, is: What are you doing to prep for LAN?


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I would just like to state that United Kingdom Fantasy aka Fantasy asked to not use his name, as he has completely rejected his real life and thus does not need it any more.

Warmest regards,
United Kingdom Joe
Thank you for this very professional summary of what's been going on with follow.et, winner of the hearts
and professional top 11 team of the world.

Regarding the follow.crowdfunding, here are the specifics:
For every 50€ donated, there will be a high quality picture provided to each generous donor.
Said pictures will show United Kingdom potty in various lascivious poses and I'm telling you, you will not be disappointed.
Just shoot me a private message and we can discuss further perks if you want to donate a larger amount of money (there might be video footage of one very sexy follow.et member getting down and dirty with a tin of liver sausage waiting for you)

Let's get me back into the professional online gaming scene! DONATE NOW

Thank you in advance and have a professional week.
Germany pArzI
Paypal link???
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Open up a Patreon account with a Paypal link. Trust me.
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Dear Chief of Communication United KingdomniSmO,

Thank you for this very detailed report. My apologies for my lack of availabilities. I was very busy preparing our next bootcamp in Germany#follow.de headquarters. I'm looking forward to seeing you all in January in order to go cklubbing practice at computer for the next LAN.


Warmest regards,
MarseilleLeFrancis - Chief Executive Officer at #follow.et
Hi Francis,

I understand - we will reconvene at the usual time for our next meeting.

Warmest regards,
Joe
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Everytime I see a post from one of you, I think of the Addams Family.
Can'ty wait to see you at LAN m8. :))))))))))
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THERE'S A LAN?????????? WHEN AND WHERE
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