LAN Preparations - What's your prep?
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2 Dec 2019, 19:07
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Hi friends,
As Chief of Communications at #follow.et Professional eSports Cklub since 2008 (top11world), I have been vigorously overseeing our preparations for the upcoming LAN (date/time/price/prize/location/teams TBA). I will just briefly run through what each member of our #top11world team has been doing to prepare for the LAN.
Joe aka niSmO
As CoC, obviously it is my role to report back to Francis (Chief Captain of #follow.et Professional eSports Cklub since 2008 (top11world)) about the prep each plasyer has been undertaking, and we have weekly meetings to discuss this. In my own time, I have been taking the time to establish our #follow.ow, #follow.pubg and #follow.civ5 divisions. Our #follow.fm division is still enhanced, and thus does not need establishing further.
Francis aka Francis
Our Captain has been taking a well-deserved rest from ET after his serious hard pracc before our previous LAN event. He has been expanding our #follow.lol division and reducing his #follow.reallife division with fellow nerd Fantasy.
Carla aka pARzI
Carla has been developing our #follow.mechanic division with her car. Her digital prescence has declined somewhat due to her professional gaming machine becoming a toaster, which she hopes to rectify using our #follow.crowdfunding division.
Rick aka Enigma
Rick decided that after LAN, he wanted to play with some less professional guys, and has been spotted in the wild on Discord scrimming with the boys. We admired his professionalism and he will forever be #top11world in our hearts, and we wish him well with his pursuits.
Nico aka Rayzed
Aside from maintaining our #follow.food division, me and Nico appealed to Mercedes-Benz Professional motorcar company for a potential professional sponsorship deal with them, in which they graciously declined. Seems like they were scared?! Has been spotted dressing well and looking great since LAN.
Alex aka Ponty aka Potty
Potty has been developing our worldwide appeal with a public relations trip to the USA, in which he liaised with many US bois. Has been seen actively developing #follow.pubg, #follow.et, #follow.gwf, #follow.csgo and #follow.cunt.
Pete aka Woony
After completeing his real life #follow.et practise in the wilds of Funland, he has left the allied forces to study professional gaming professionally. In his studies, he has been professionally analysing our attack and defences on all the maps at LAN to give us an official analysis on how we can improve next time. So far, he has advised that we should always prepare a defence. Great work Pete!
Daniel aka nicon, Micc aka spng and Fantasy aka Fantasy have been praccing hard, hoping to break into the new LAN lineup this time round.
Warmest regards,
Joe
and professional top 11 team of the world.
Regarding the follow.crowdfunding, here are the specifics:
For every 50€ donated, there will be a high quality picture provided to each generous donor.
Said pictures will show potty in various lascivious poses and I'm telling you, you will not be disappointed.
Just shoot me a private message and we can discuss further perks if you want to donate a larger amount of money (there might be video footage of one very sexy follow.et member getting down and dirty with a tin of liver sausage waiting for you)
Let's get me back into the professional online gaming scene! DONATE NOW
Thank you in advance and have a professional week.
pArzI
Thank you for this very detailed report. My apologies for my lack of availabilities. I was very busy preparing our next bootcamp in #follow.de headquarters. I'm looking forward to seeing you all in January in order to go cklubbing practice at computer for the next LAN.
Warmest regards,
LeFrancis - Chief Executive Officer at #follow.et
I understand - we will reconvene at the usual time for our next meeting.
Warmest regards,
Joe