Favorite ET Quote of all time?

Yesteday i bet mAus becouse he dont think
This is how you treat EC players?
Where are admins when you need them?
You buy cigarets, I buy cheats.
Lack of phantasy? Not my problem

f|xxxer : How can you know anything about skill if the only thing which you base on your gameplay is bot
tekn0 : nice WH dnl
Metsuri : nice knowning
olBaa : How the fuck do you know all the time??
olBaa : I want demos after the war
swanidius : cu in next nC list
Zodiac : FU bimbot user
Eirik : ya sure
Lakaii : your the worst cheater i've ever seen
saKen : too bad you're the wallhacker
pds : q2nf|dnl soon i will say bye bye to you ;D
pds : when you finally get your ban we can laugh :D
draqii : nice knowning dnl
FaKy : gg hackers
FaKy : who are you?
jaallo : dnl what was that ??
straf : nice knowning

sinnu was killed by dnl
sinnu : welcome
sinnu : to enemy territory, world full of cheaters


KDL : nice knowledge
KDL : dnl you are so bad
KDL : no gamesens
KDL : only aim

worm : well done
worm : for being outstanding at supply
jetro : we got raged like a bunch of polish teenage girls
worm : nice aiming
jetro : nice capping the flag 10 seconds before your spawn
jetro : genious
jetro : unhittable chocolateface
worm : gtfo, you won't win anyway
worm : you are sad
worm : polak

edain : ej to nie cod4 ze slychac oddech
edain : moze nie ta ikonke wlaczyles
edain : zamiast et.exe
edain : nexus.exe
craken : i tak na lanie nigdzie nie grales
craken : chyba ze wypizdow LAN 2k8
craken : czy piwnica LAN 2007
edain : to tak jak some i pacman
edain : nagle przed PGA 2006 im sie teamy porozlatywaly

(21:27:25) (dnl`) 3o3?
(21:27:36) (^jESUS) i said no hackers
(21:27:36) (^jESUS) bye
(21:27:44) (dnl`) lol?
(21:28:13) (dnl`) I think u are mistaking me with somebody
(21:28:18) (dnl`) lets play
(21:28:31) (^jESUS) i think you hack
(21:28:31) (^jESUS) ye
(21:28:34) (^jESUS) bye

olBaa : wtf
olBaa : randoms
olBaa : lol leave after this map
olBaa : fucking random cheaters
dnl : never heard of kapaa or olBaa
olBaa : who the fuck r you
olBaa : fucking randoms leave
syriusz : you aint random?
olBaa : you dont even know me
kapaa : must be polaks

R0ss: polish fucktards
R0ss: all ur good at
R0ss: being unhittable
R0ss: and camping
R0ss: gratz

everything that mystic typed in his et career

Ping @Frop

<Vision>: ei irl kavereil tavallaan tee mitään
Translation: "irl friends are worthless".

<moto`sleep> 1/8 T6 4/5 T5 5/5 T4 Full Guardians 6 Epic flyers
<blindedPETTINGcat> nice
<SirSydAlot> decked out in a full set of virginity

<~toe> fuck avatar is good. 3D makes me want to pop acid and go to the movies
<&shrek> it would be freaky on acid tho
<~toe> dude i reckon i would have freaked out and left at the 3d trailers
<~toe> sat mindlessly giggling in the hallway outside for 2 hours then gone to maccas.
<&shrek> 12 hours u mean
<~toe> yeah. you always *think* you want food. then you buy it and its like eating razor blades

<Leggless> you have an oven, man you could cook up some meat pies and stuff be great.
<Leggless> even some fish fingers and stuff

... and a bunch more on AUSirc that I've since lost :[

You're a fucking hero, I hope you know that.


Also luv the image someone created for crossfire admins, where there were options:
- sticky
- remove
- remove as Frop

LOL

yes

every quote by razz

<00:39:37> "n00n": im going to a party
<00:39:37> "n00n": Mieszka w: Rugby, Warwickshire
<00:39:37> "deryn": rugby is a fucking game, not a city

butchji: Don't Shave That Hair

Quote

I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting.

No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.

I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.

I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.

Little did I know.

I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.

Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic shit- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky shit/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.

Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering shit/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own shit blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks."

Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.

As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.

Friends, DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!"

"get kanker noob"

Every word that leaves LeFrancis filthy mouth.

HARD! .X.!: I have to go soon, I have to bicycly somwehre

beAsty-AFK: aphesia u are not known
onemove|rat: hes a known retard

- u /< - eVo: you cant say prone without pro eh beasty