Viva la france
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11 Nov 2005, 01:49
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Journals
I just came across this piece of text, which i decided to translate, since i think its pretty funny;
English version(translated);
Thursday 10 november 2005, 18:02 - The French suburns burn. Immigrants burn cars, threaten french police officers and provocate teh authorities.All recognizable emotions for those who ever visited France
They have the balls to do it, i don't. That was basicly my first reaction. I've always been to much of a coward, but God how many time have i been standing in a french store or camping trembling of anger with a jerrycan full of petrol methaphoricallly speaking. 'Force majeure' or emrgency situation has been proclaimed. It feels like that for years now. I've always had teh feeling that i could get arrested at any moment in France.
The arsonists are doing some good work, because they only lit the pleuritic(fucking) DCV's. That's about time. That's something we know in the meanwhile.. semi-intellectual spitting with a black rollneck sweater and a pack of Gauloise under their arms. That's something we have to enjoy, a car that looks like a heavely affected duck suffering from the latest disease. It's good something is done about that. It charactirises the unimaginativeness of those French people. Thier car looks like a bird, their plane, the Concorde, looks like one... Think of something else.
When i saw the first images of the small riots all the misery inside me came out. Lovely. Al these aggrieved, ugly french Caféheads in the picture. A long life of bitching behind the bar about all that is foreign should fuck off and now crying out loud if there are a couple of cars turned around. Where are we talking about? They fire in all coseyness a few times a year a nuclear warhead into the tropical attol's. Everyone who protests, can get the midlle finger. A few centuries after the first colonialism you could still feel yourself in teh centerspot of the earth. Still considering French as world language.. The only thing you can do with french with a lot of trouble is expressing yourself in Canada, to a 95 year old farmer.. That's about all.
Panic
Untill now i was affraid to express this. They got u stuck. Often you spend your holiday with your childeren and their word is law. Acting liek they cant understand you if you order a Jus D'Orange. Intentionally put down 5 oranges in front of you. Right this summer i was standing on a camping in the middle of France. Traveled a day in the car and tried to get some cooling in the pool. Panic.. Eight screaming french around me. I had to leave the pool immideatly. I wore the wrong swimming pants.. A so-called boxer-short. Not allowed in France. You got to show your dick thight to your body from the authorities.
They love to forbid things, the French. Nothing is allowed if you speak a different language. French all piss on a normal toilet, for tourists they dig a hole in teh ground and lay 2 bricks in front of it. I wanted to be sympethatic with the immigrants. I felt like a surburban inhabitant myself. I had to do something, to carry out my voice.
Campings
It has succeeded. On this site and this you can write reviews about your visited campings. Lovely pieces about complete ruined holidays. I put my share on it. Destroy France from within. If 30 people decide not to go to france just because of those lines, my life hasnt been in vain.
"On arrival our family was thoroly visited by the family. My daughter was frightened by that one women without teh eye, but that aside the welcome was rascally. Our tent was line up next to the toiler while the french watched amusingly from a distant. After that we went for some food, unfortunately was the camp store closed. After us several french people were assited till about eleven in the evening. During the night we slept short because we had to help to clean the toilet groups. Am still shaking of the nerves. The owner and his son dragged me out of the tent an hour ago and harrased me for a long time for putting the irons of the tent to deep into the ground. Had a lovely time for the rest. Surely a place to visit again."
Dutch version and source:
Webwereld Column
ow and tell me if i made errors during wasting my time translating that piece of text ;|
English version(translated);
Thursday 10 november 2005, 18:02 - The French suburns burn. Immigrants burn cars, threaten french police officers and provocate teh authorities.All recognizable emotions for those who ever visited France
They have the balls to do it, i don't. That was basicly my first reaction. I've always been to much of a coward, but God how many time have i been standing in a french store or camping trembling of anger with a jerrycan full of petrol methaphoricallly speaking. 'Force majeure' or emrgency situation has been proclaimed. It feels like that for years now. I've always had teh feeling that i could get arrested at any moment in France.
The arsonists are doing some good work, because they only lit the pleuritic(fucking) DCV's. That's about time. That's something we know in the meanwhile.. semi-intellectual spitting with a black rollneck sweater and a pack of Gauloise under their arms. That's something we have to enjoy, a car that looks like a heavely affected duck suffering from the latest disease. It's good something is done about that. It charactirises the unimaginativeness of those French people. Thier car looks like a bird, their plane, the Concorde, looks like one... Think of something else.
When i saw the first images of the small riots all the misery inside me came out. Lovely. Al these aggrieved, ugly french Caféheads in the picture. A long life of bitching behind the bar about all that is foreign should fuck off and now crying out loud if there are a couple of cars turned around. Where are we talking about? They fire in all coseyness a few times a year a nuclear warhead into the tropical attol's. Everyone who protests, can get the midlle finger. A few centuries after the first colonialism you could still feel yourself in teh centerspot of the earth. Still considering French as world language.. The only thing you can do with french with a lot of trouble is expressing yourself in Canada, to a 95 year old farmer.. That's about all.
Panic
Untill now i was affraid to express this. They got u stuck. Often you spend your holiday with your childeren and their word is law. Acting liek they cant understand you if you order a Jus D'Orange. Intentionally put down 5 oranges in front of you. Right this summer i was standing on a camping in the middle of France. Traveled a day in the car and tried to get some cooling in the pool. Panic.. Eight screaming french around me. I had to leave the pool immideatly. I wore the wrong swimming pants.. A so-called boxer-short. Not allowed in France. You got to show your dick thight to your body from the authorities.
They love to forbid things, the French. Nothing is allowed if you speak a different language. French all piss on a normal toilet, for tourists they dig a hole in teh ground and lay 2 bricks in front of it. I wanted to be sympethatic with the immigrants. I felt like a surburban inhabitant myself. I had to do something, to carry out my voice.
Campings
It has succeeded. On this site and this you can write reviews about your visited campings. Lovely pieces about complete ruined holidays. I put my share on it. Destroy France from within. If 30 people decide not to go to france just because of those lines, my life hasnt been in vain.
"On arrival our family was thoroly visited by the family. My daughter was frightened by that one women without teh eye, but that aside the welcome was rascally. Our tent was line up next to the toiler while the french watched amusingly from a distant. After that we went for some food, unfortunately was the camp store closed. After us several french people were assited till about eleven in the evening. During the night we slept short because we had to help to clean the toilet groups. Am still shaking of the nerves. The owner and his son dragged me out of the tent an hour ago and harrased me for a long time for putting the irons of the tent to deep into the ground. Had a lovely time for the rest. Surely a place to visit again."
Dutch version and source:
Webwereld Column
ow and tell me if i made errors during wasting my time translating that piece of text ;|
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