if you gotta go you gotta go....

ok, so one of my mates had a 2 hour train ride and really really needed a poo. So he said fuck it im not waiting so he made his way to the toilet and sat down to dump his load. At this time the train pull up at a station and suddenly stopped. Because of the sudden stop he flew off the toilet and headbutted the emergency help button on the wall on the other side of the room with his head. This caused a delay and loads of people who were working on the train were standing outside the toilet saying "hello, can you hear me, are you alright" and then he simply said "yeah sorry i just headbutted the button". Because of setting off a false alarm he got find 50 pounds or something and all for just having a poo on a train.

gl to him with future train rides imo