George - Condi!!!!!!

Yesterday I tabbed Bush his telephone and heard a conversation between him and C. Rice; dont read this if your average IQ is lower than an average monkey reading the financial times (I want to warn especially the dutch, germans and the trinidadders & tobagers).

George: Condi! Nice to see you, what's happening?

Condi: Sir, i have the report about the new leader of China

George: Great, lay it on me

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China

George: That's what i want to know.

Condi: That's what i'm telling you

George: That's what i'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: yes

George: I mean the fellow's name

Condi: Hu

George: The guy in China

Condi: Hu

George: The new leader of China

Condi: Hu!

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China

George: Well, i'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader in China?

Condi: Yes,sir

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat in China? I thought he was in the Middle East

Condi: That's correct

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes,sir

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No,sir

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes,sir

George: Look, Condi,I need to know the name of the new leader in China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, i could use a glass of milk and then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes,sir

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N.?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China

George: Will you stay out of China??

Condi: Yes, sir!

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone)

Condi: Rice,here

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls,too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

hf with it:)
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