George - Condi!!!!!!
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11 Aug 2006, 22:32
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Journals
Yesterday I tabbed Bush his telephone and heard a conversation between him and C. Rice; dont read this if your average IQ is lower than an average monkey reading the financial times (I want to warn especially the dutch, germans and the trinidadders & tobagers).
George: Condi! Nice to see you, what's happening?
Condi: Sir, i have the report about the new leader of China
George: Great, lay it on me
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China
George: That's what i want to know.
Condi: That's what i'm telling you
George: That's what i'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: yes
George: I mean the fellow's name
Condi: Hu
George: The guy in China
Condi: Hu
George: The new leader of China
Condi: Hu!
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China
George: Well, i'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader in China?
Condi: Yes,sir
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat in China? I thought he was in the Middle East
Condi: That's correct
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes,sir
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No,sir
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes,sir
George: Look, Condi,I need to know the name of the new leader in China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, i could use a glass of milk and then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes,sir
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N.?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China
George: Will you stay out of China??
Condi: Yes, sir!
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone)
Condi: Rice,here
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls,too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
hf with it:)
George: Condi! Nice to see you, what's happening?
Condi: Sir, i have the report about the new leader of China
George: Great, lay it on me
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China
George: That's what i want to know.
Condi: That's what i'm telling you
George: That's what i'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: yes
George: I mean the fellow's name
Condi: Hu
George: The guy in China
Condi: Hu
George: The new leader of China
Condi: Hu!
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China
George: Well, i'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader in China?
Condi: Yes,sir
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat in China? I thought he was in the Middle East
Condi: That's correct
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes,sir
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No,sir
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes,sir
George: Look, Condi,I need to know the name of the new leader in China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, i could use a glass of milk and then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes,sir
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N.?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China
George: Will you stay out of China??
Condi: Yes, sir!
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone)
Condi: Rice,here
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls,too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
hf with it:)
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