SAUSAGE

We just happened to magically find that the back of the truck was open on the way home from an absolutely terrible night and right in the back of the truck was some frozen goods fresh for the market in the morning.
If you leave the back of your Ford Transit van unlocked then you're gonna get your sausages robbed by drunken students tbh....
However I have also got some things that look like packaged black mans cock and i dont really know what they are. They're long and thin and they dont have a label on them like the rest of the goods...wtf could they be! :(