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HB SUXOOOOR!!!!!!!11 TheDuck 26 Dec 2007, 11:01
Sausage casings are not the intended consequence of fashionable dress. TheDuck 25 Dec 2007, 12:24
Your face is like an imperfectly shaven tennis ball. TheDuck 14 Dec 2007, 17:59
Your arms lengthen daily like the edges of a festering table. TheDuck 13 Dec 2007, 22:08
Your fingers are as divine as the pope's nostril hair. TheDuck 12 Dec 2007, 22:15
Transistors bridge where your vanity would never go. TheDuck 10 Dec 2007, 21:45
Your eyes are much like milky pools of pantyhose. TheDuck 10 Dec 2007, 15:43
Ermine derision scalds your protuberant nares. TheDuck 5 Dec 2007, 20:15
The expanse of your intelligence is a void no universe could ever fill. TheDuck 4 Dec 2007, 08:05
So precisely, your head fits into the smallest of diameters. TheDuck 1 Dec 2007, 14:26
Your hair is reminiscent of a self-digesting yak in heat. [PL allowed] TheDuck 23 Nov 2007, 14:29
HB WALLIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!11111 TheDuck 22 Nov 2007, 15:06
HB PHALANX!!!!!1111 TheDuck 19 Nov 2007, 20:48
Your successful diet could mean countless pounds shed for the planet. TheDuck 18 Nov 2007, 08:51
A kitten's growl would not come near the plights of your spoken voice. TheDuck 13 Nov 2007, 18:57
Luminescence breeds in your finest moments of desperation. TheDuck 12 Nov 2007, 14:25
Wheals and boils come forth as testament to your fine sense of haut couture. TheDuck 6 Nov 2007, 15:16
Your cleverness ferments meat without the need of oxygen. TheDuck 5 Nov 2007, 17:48
Garbage bins would be seventh with ivy to hold your face under a stone. TheDuck 3 Nov 2007, 14:54
Oh so happy happy happy birthday to... TheDuck 1 Nov 2007, 10:28
softwarez TheDuck 31 Oct 2007, 15:59
LOLOL Cor vs TLR 4-2 TheDuck 30 Oct 2007, 22:04
Demonize your sofa. It will lend forth more peanuts between the cushions. TheDuck 30 Oct 2007, 13:57
Darkthrone anyone? TheDuck 29 Oct 2007, 18:48
Street Fighter : The Later Years TheDuck 28 Oct 2007, 10:51
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