serious problems with nazis

by RazZaH • 9 May 2010, 02:30 • Journals
so tomorrow (or today - whatever i mean sunday) many many nazis will come to my city because the naziparty of germany (npd) is going to have a meeting in our city...but our city said: nope, we wont let you...or we dont want to let you have ur meeting....and they nazis said: nope..we will come and kick ur ass....and the "linken"...dnno i mean the opposite of nazis...the punks...gonna make a demonstration and kick the nazis in their asses.....and ye more than 1k police on our little 10k inhabitants city tomorrow :(

and since 2 weeks i have a german passport besides my turkish one...and i dnno which side is the right one :(

and i have 1 serious problem now :/ what shall i buy my mother for mothersday because all shops are closed becuase its sunday and a lot of nazis runnin around ? :((
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hAMMER 9 May 2010, 03:34
donate her a kebap (with some flowers in?)!
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RazZaH 9 May 2010, 03:37
tbh without joking:

dont think they will just walk next to our kebabstore...they ll destroy it prolly
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Nonix 9 May 2010, 03:49
they cant, there is law
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RazZaH 9 May 2010, 03:58
dont think that they will care...


its like there are 1000 nazis demonstrating and 1000 jews demonstrating...then suddenly they face each other and then noone cares about law anymore
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DrLagAlot 9 May 2010, 10:45
those are extrem guys, they don't give a shit about the law
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rsp 9 May 2010, 12:10
I reckon the law doesn't give a shit about them either.
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SsAP 9 May 2010, 13:12
i will gladly house you next may 1st if you want to visit hamburg to realise how wrong you are:P
(1st may = right wingers come to 'demonstrate', whilst the left wingers always decide to...'try to stop it' *cough*)
It's every year the same, more than a thousand righties and a thousand lefties meet for a massive beating, but how would that be any fun if there were not the more than 2k police men to join in?! -.-
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Taiki 9 May 2010, 03:36
Give me as a present to your mom
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Hope 9 May 2010, 03:36
Stay in your basement until it's over.

Works for both problems.
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RazZaH 9 May 2010, 03:38
"hey mom, happy mothersday. my present for you is: ME. i wont go out to the nazis, because i do it for you. i love you."

?
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Hope 9 May 2010, 03:43
Works every time.
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Burneddi 9 May 2010, 03:39
LOL stay inside the whole day playing games!
That's what I do!
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Nub 9 May 2010, 03:41
go polish my shoes , bitch
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RazZaH 9 May 2010, 03:56
lars wohnt in nem dorf weiter...

unsere stadt ist von der außenwelt abgeschlossen hab ich gehört...niemand kommt rein und niemand raus...aber man weiß ja nie was alles passiert
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PrincessCadence 9 May 2010, 04:20
kill em with fire, and your mother. nP
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Xo 9 May 2010, 05:02
i think there's flower shops that deliver on sunday. Saves you going out into the nazi's + is nais for mommy!
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livo 9 May 2010, 05:13
sleep all day, works always for me
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elektronischetanzmusik 9 May 2010, 05:26
killl it with fireeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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k1kzzzzz 9 May 2010, 13:51
shot'em all up!
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pumu 9 May 2010, 07:15
wo wohnst du denn?
angeblich ist mein ort ja das nazi zentrum in nds, wobei es stimmt leider.
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vib 9 May 2010, 12:38
und wo wohnst du pummel?
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pumu 9 May 2010, 16:55
in nazidorf.de
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vib 9 May 2010, 18:21
ein bisschen akkurater bitte! ich habe dich ja auch nett gefragt ; (
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clarkee_ 9 May 2010, 08:34
stay in your basement!

and send your mother flowers online or sth!
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pala 9 May 2010, 09:01
Go out and find w/e u want
pay
if you see a Nazi - run, run like you have never done anal before.
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YEOJ 9 May 2010, 09:54
You're low razzah.
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Bluman 9 May 2010, 10:01
give her money to go buy her own flowers
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WalkinTarget 9 May 2010, 10:40
Get the friendliest looking nazi and wrap it as a present to your mom?
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inactive 9 May 2010, 10:56
I think i come to your city .
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flR 9 May 2010, 11:04
there is no right side between those mentally retarded "parties"

and mothersday is overrated :)
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RoXoR 9 May 2010, 11:21
so fathersday will be overrated aswell when you are a father?
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flR 9 May 2010, 11:27
yep, same as childday, i just personally dislike those days :(
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Fasolka 9 May 2010, 12:00
i bet when u were a kid u couldnt wait until this day will come xD and dont tell me that not coz they it would be simply lie:O
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flR 9 May 2010, 12:47
what`? why should i lie when i say 'no'? srsly not all kids are like on drugs, just because its childday
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Deactivated5111 9 May 2010, 13:26
the only thing you wanted on that day is probably a game since you look like a fucking nerd.
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Fasolka 9 May 2010, 14:08
i dont know any normal kidd which wouldnt be happy coz of childday :o mabye u were just to nerdy or to geeky kid? did u even use any toys?o.o
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flR 9 May 2010, 14:09
yes i used :D
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Fasolka 9 May 2010, 15:29
i am supriced then ^^
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Sal 9 May 2010, 13:29
ohne pimmel, wie in seinem fall, wird das wohl schwierig :(
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flR 9 May 2010, 13:42
aufs m0wl?!
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FLExican 9 May 2010, 11:19
just say you lost your present and give it tomorrow :D
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HellKn1ght 9 May 2010, 11:42
Say you bought the best present ever, but some nazis beat you up on your way home and took it and now you're soo sorry etc ;D
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MetalHead 9 May 2010, 11:51
yeah and knock ur head against the wall as a proof
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Fasolka 9 May 2010, 11:55
make her ur own card xD with big heart on the top, and i love u mama insaid :O

btw i am not joking^^
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sNoOp 9 May 2010, 12:16
i'm sure you are gonna pick the right side

h3h3h3h3h3
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shkz 9 May 2010, 12:22
nimm einfach nicht die linke =D
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Afterlif3 9 May 2010, 12:31
make a pretty drawing of a cat
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risee 9 May 2010, 12:45
there is no right side, both are equally shit.
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sharky 9 May 2010, 12:46
if you cant buy a present you can do something like be her butler for the night -fetch her drinks and food and do the chores that she would normally do.

Maybe take a night off the computer and just spend some time with her.

*works for all women*
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HIZAKO 9 May 2010, 12:57
kick a nazi & brin your mum his head?

No kidding, you better stay inside of your house ;x
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fuckthegovernment 9 May 2010, 12:58
1.Shave your head completely bald.
2.Burn the Turkish passport.
3.Put a black jacket on.
4.Jeans and black leather white lace shoes on.
5.????????
6.PROFIT.
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k1kzzzzz 9 May 2010, 13:53
5. FUCK THE GOVERNMENT
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Aniky 9 May 2010, 13:06
kill one nazi and give it as a gift.
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Pigeon 9 May 2010, 13:17
tell your mum your taking her for a drive and go run over some nazis together?
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strN 9 May 2010, 14:13
call this guy

image: 2stalin
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dinev 9 May 2010, 14:58
nazis > scheiss linke zecken hurensöhne wascht euch mal ihr verfickten hippies ey,missgeburten..dreckspunker gammeln den ganzen tag nur in der fussgängerzone und betteln um kleingeld sceiss assoziale
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