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It's about a young girl...
She's only fifteen years old and has blonde hair and blue eyes.
She lives with her parents in New Jersey and they love her very much;
And one night she and her friends decided they were going to come to New York City.
"My Parents are away and I'll take their car, they will never know!
We're gonna have a great time!" she said.
And they drove over the George Washington Bridge and drove downtown to the Limelight.
"Wow, look at the line!"
"Don't worry I know the guy at the door, we'll get in."
And they did.
"So many people, look at that guy's shoes... they must be a mile high!"
And she turned around and bumped into a really cute guy.
They had a good time, they danced for hours and hours;
and she had a few drinks too!
"Hey", he said, "My roommate's not home and well,
I was wondering if you wanna, you know... come to my place.
I just don't wanna... I just don't wanna be alone." And she said, "Yes!".
So they got into a taxi and went to 3rd Avenue and 11th street to the NYU dorm rooms
And went upstairs and sat on his bed.
And he said, "Take this pill..." And she did.
And then she said, "What did you just give me?"
"Ecstasy." he said. And then...
He fucked her all night. Fucked her all night. Fucked her all night.
Fucked her all night...
It's just one night in NYC. One night in NYC. One night in NYC.
It's just one night in NYC.
I was in my apartment and I said, Yo Rob!.
And he said, Yo Oliver what's up?.
And I said, I like fuckin drugs.
He said, Yeah?. I said, Yeah, lets take some E!.
And he said, Yeah!.
So we went downtown to my friend Leslie's house on our bikes,
and was like; Yo Leslie I'm gonna take these bitches to the movies.
Could I have fifty dollars? Cause like I wanna buy them popcorn and shit.
And she was like; Yeah I guess so. You going to pay me back?
And I was like; Yeah, i'll pay you back.
She was like; �Alright you can take these girls to the movies, that's cool.
And I was like; That's cool, yeah I'm gonna get them popcorn and shit.
Yo, but what she didn't realize and understand,
what she didn't catch onto was the basic fact that well...
We were on a mission... for extacy. We were on a mission for extacy.
Mission extacy. Mission; cause I like fuckin drugs.
One friday like everyday, I was walking home at six oclock.
I saw this guy standing at the corner of 63rd and Lex.
He was scratching his balls and picking his nose.
He didn't give a shit! I went up to him and asked him,
ÒWhy don't you care what people think?Ó.
He said to me, I'll tell you lad... It goes like this...
But first buy me a drink!.
I knew a bar, it wasn't far, and I was thursty too.
Now I can drink a thousand drinks you see,
That tells you something about me;
And I guess that's how I got involved in all this insanity.
He said to me, It goes like this: You are just afraid.
Do what you want, whenever you want, wherever you want, however you want.
Walk the earth without fear and finish your beer..
I gulped it up, I said what's next? .
ÒLetÕs get some coke and get really recked!
Now, Im not that kind of guy. Im proabably just like you.
But today I was down and feeling blue and it felt like the right thing to do.
He knew a guy, I had the money. I sniffed it up, my nose was runny.
He gave me a tissue, we went outside... I felt so good, I wanted to cry.
Lets go get some girls. He knew some girls, I had the money...
By this time it was already Sunday.
We picked them up and know were back at my place,
I couldnt even recognize that it was my place.
I got my girl and gave it a go and when I was done it was easy to let go.
I felt nothing, but I felt fine. Im alive and Im passing the time.
Who needs to care? Who needs to work? Im just a fucking fucked up jerk.
I knew I was never going back! Lying here on my back... staring at the walls,
Scratching my fucking balls. So this is my story it could happen to you.
Just don't talk to strangers. Just don't look around corners.
Remember to feed your pets. Forget your regrets.
What it all comes down to is this: it's just a bunch of piss. So go and fuck you!
And I'll go fuck myself. And I'll go help myself. And I'll do what I want,
Whenever I want, however I want, wherever I want.
Could I have fifty dollars? Cause like I wanna buy them popcorn and shit.
:ddddddddd
polaknonix cons Leslie out of money with all his friends around him
Great cover ;)
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and fate
I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moments of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the Czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a General's rank
When the Blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
What's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I watched the glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the Gods they made
I shouted out
"Who killed the Kennedys?"
Well after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached Bombay
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game, ooh yeah
Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails just call me Lucifer
I'm in need of some restraint
So if you meet me, have some courtesy
Have some sympathy and some taste
Use all your well learned politics
Or I'll lay your soul to waste, mmm yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, mmm yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, get down
Woo hoo, ah yeah, get on down, oh yeah
Tell me, baby, what's my name?
Tell me, honey, baby guess my name
Tell me, baby, what's my name?
I'll ya one time you're to blame
What's my name?
Tell me, baby, what's my name?
Tell me, sweetie, what's my name?
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how can it be bad :(
Nonix is a fag.