dont you just hate...
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15 May 2010, 06:02
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when you go for a shit (in pretty desperate need - touching cloth) and notice the roll of toilet roll is looking pretty low, but you're fairly certain there's enough to comfortably have 1/2 shits without danger so you sit down, shit away and have a jolly good time until its time for the wipe, you get two wipes in (potentially messy depending on solidity) and then SLAM, THE ROLL STOPS ROLLING. WHAT IS THIS SHIT, WE'VE COME TO THE END?????
all that's left is the fucking creased and ripped scraps at the end of the roll and you with shit still dripping from your ass, you will either run out and still be shitty and have to come up with a masterplan to get more TP, or by some divine shitting God miracle and some cheeky 2x folding sheets, scrape through by the skin of your rectum.
I was one of the lucky ones, I just made it and came here to share my story with you so that you don't make the same mistake I almost did. If in doubt, get a new roll out.
all that's left is the fucking creased and ripped scraps at the end of the roll and you with shit still dripping from your ass, you will either run out and still be shitty and have to come up with a masterplan to get more TP, or by some divine shitting God miracle and some cheeky 2x folding sheets, scrape through by the skin of your rectum.
I was one of the lucky ones, I just made it and came here to share my story with you so that you don't make the same mistake I almost did. If in doubt, get a new roll out.
the fuck.
But I know your story mennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Just thought... Some guys got toiletpaper in their bedroom to clean up messes they created while doing dirty things with themselves
I always forget to tuck that shit up.
I hate that so much. I now always take one piece of toilet paper and lay it flat over the water.
A paper for every apppe. After a time the water gets full with shit and paper do its not needed anymore.
But I forget it from time to time :(
brb shitting [8]-)