Trapped on an island

if you were trapped on an island, and you could choose one of the following, which would it be and why

[ ] fishing rod
[ ] knife
[ ] matches
[ ] rope
[ ] crossfire.nu
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knife obviously cant make knife with fishing rod and i actually can make a fishing rod with a knife ;D
and how will you get food with a knife (be real, no i would pwn lions ;PpPP)
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you will make rod with a knife
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i would make myself fishing rod ? ;D
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mc gyver!

what about making fire
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u can do it with knife and sun, when sun is shining to knife u point the sun to dry things
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miluu aka chuck norris?
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maybe some day :>
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You're gona make fire with a fishing rod? :D
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i'm just asking, interested in answers.

because if you have a fishing rod, you can catch fish and make yourself a fire by wood/stones too.
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are you by any chance trapped on an island and you have chosen to have crossfire.nu?
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:D:D::D:D:D:D:D:D::D:D win
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very funny indeed.

and there is no internet on the island just in case you can't read, nobody lives on it.
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sorry i havent read some comment you have posted in the thread after i have made mine, accept my apology please
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I was asked something similar in cabin crew training but i can't remember the right answer, nearly sure it had something to do with fire, so i'd go with matches.
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I was asked the same as well, concluded that matches first, then knife/fishing rod or potato(s) would not be a bad 3rd option, since you can plant potatoes and grow more, kind of useful to have a good supply of food :P
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sticks, cant see any other option, making fire with fishing rod aint easier
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fucking noob : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Tdlh4zlhjY


i watched every episod, i'm ready to pown !



xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

(i watched all mac giver episod too)
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[x] crossfire.nu
knife, so i could kill myself if times were hard
made my day :DDDDD
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I would choose the rope instead, you can kill yourself with it and make love to a noose :D
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making love to a noose

OMFG XD
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both i could improvise so i would take crossfire.nu

since those are my only 3 choices
trapped forever or trapped for a while
i can't decide then if you're not telling me for how long
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would the island be inhabited?
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yes, you're alone.
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now you're making me confused, first you confirm my suspicions about the island being inhabited, but then you tell me i'm alone
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If you're on it, its not inhabited.
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knife

wtf any1 saying fishing rod is a pussy
Super Rod and catch Gyarados all day.
more like magikarps
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hahahaha i was thinking the same and was about to write it

but then i got serious :{
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i guess if i was trapped on an island like great brittain i would chose crossfire.nu, dont know what i would need the other stuff for (can buy a knife in shops).
crossfire.nu so i can call for help to rescue me
you can make phonecalls from CF? >:O where's that option?
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ill make a rescue journal!
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he could make "Trapped on an island" journal
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bottle of whiskey and a nice cigar
knife obviously
how big is this island?
its the LOST island
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then i'd like a knife and end it fast
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matches to light my big fat joint
[x] /give all
crossfire.nu so i can call for help to rescue me
no internet in this island, you're alone!
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Instead of rescue you would lost your nickname :O
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Crossfire 3.0 - A Helpful Community
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cool sunglasses.
crossfire.nu cause I have all these things here <3 xD :P:P:P:P :****
:-----))))))))
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[x] punkbuster
[x] chainsaw
[X] Girls

You can create everything else mentioned on your own... except girls!
Crystal Meth
+1
Makes everything so much better
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crossfire.nu and make a journal asking for peoples opinions what I shall chose if I were trapped on an island
and how will you connect your laptop to the internet?
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even if somehow there was internet, how will you keep your battery charged.
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i dont know how but i would ask crossfire.nu !
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solar shit!
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then you have no crossfire.nu smart killer:D
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lol who the fuck needs a laptop or shit. My iphone and sattelite access gets me crossfire.nu :D
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knife is the only obvious choice, everything else can be found on the island. However, a knife Ersatz, too. So actually I need nothing from that list.

Can I instead take a Satellite Phone?
This is Ultimate Survival on Discovery Channel with today's special guest: Killerboy
sunscreen
A knife to kill myself
rope is easier?
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Plunging a rope in your chest doesn't really hurt
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Rope so i could hang myself
maybe there is some w33d on that island man.
You wont need a rope, you would need the matches
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Now this is a good point BUT My glasses are strong enough to make fire :D
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You may be right with that.

So you could chose Papes/Tabacco.
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Make a bing out of cocnuts. im sure i could do it :D
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I bet you can!
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Crossfire.nu cause then I could pm a friend who would get me out from that island
id choose the matches , set the entire island on fire , u could see the smoke from like 20 miles away, takes 1 random ship to see the smoke and go check it out or radio for someone to come check it out. boom, rescued in a few days np. im not skilled enough to make fire without matches atm.
finally a realistic answer. :)
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:) winnar

edit: movies where people get stuck on random islands never think logicaly., just rip every dam tree on the island apart and make a fire stupidly big, then put tones of leaves and grass on it to make it smoke horridly. then u could see the smoke from miles and miles away, surely 1 random boat is gunu be somewhere in like a 20 mile radius of the island at some point within like a week.
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Yea those movies would be very interesting. Setting the island on fire and wait ...
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just asking, how you would cut all the trees? with only matches with you?
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Pirates of the carribean
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ye setting an entire island on fire is realistic
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it's an expression.
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ye, an expression is very realistic!
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i put a smiley to my comment, this implies i could have been smiling about the comment or been sarcastic. ::PppPPPpP
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smilies do not look like that irl....
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yeah they do :D:D:D:D:dd/D:D:dDdd
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wow 4 eyes 8 tongues

realistic :D
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[ ] fishing rod
you can make from trees
[ ] knife
you can use sharp rocks to cut stuff
[ ] matches
you can make fire with rocks
[ ] rope
you can make from weeds/trees
[ ] crossfire.nu
logical choice
Making a fire with rocks is pretty fucking HC
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and very dry grass !~|
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[x] vodka
[x] a picture of my mom's, cause I'd miss her too much
your mom's? You have more then one :O
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yes, 2 lesbians are taking care of me atm, and they're not hot
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quick edit from that guy :DD
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Dammit now I look like a cunt :P
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your mom's? You have more then one :O
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VYPER BUSTED CHEATER KINETICS GG
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Hey nicht, alles kits achter de rits?
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just filling your inbox
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someone broke into my account, sorry for this spam admins!
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Can I change the knife to a spear? Or I could craft a spear using the knife. Spearfishing ftw!
you can make a spear with it.

Get the knife, cut the wood for the spear, cut some trees (the ones that are almost as strong as rope) and get some glue from the trees as well and stick the stuff together, or try to keep it tight by using those rope-like leaves.
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you could put the blade of the knife onto a large stick to make it a spear!
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knife would be the most handy, cut trees/vines and shit, use it for protecting your self, could make a spear out of it for hunting. there are more things to do with it but i'm too fucking lazy to
yet the knife would be the most logical answer, if you're experienced, but i can't see myself making a fire with a knife/wood/stones so i would have to choose the matches, or spend 24/7 trying to make a fire :D
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well, stones i think would be easier to make a fire with, rather than rubbing sticks. but yea it'd probably take a long time. Personally if i only had matches the only thing i'd be eating would be some roasted leaves or well-done tree bark :)
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what about sexual pleasure
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and if the island is 100 meters long, with only 1 tree and ocean surrounding it
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that's not an island, that's just a pile of sand.
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sounds like Fifla (next to malta :D)

image: yc_filfla
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where exactly is that tree?
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UK used it as a bombing place in WW2, tree died :'(
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ofc knife

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exactly what i was thinking :D
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crossfire.nu
need them foodjournals
crossfire because it means you have internet access, could call for help

BUT if you mean crossfire by having a saved html page on my laptop then knife is the next obvious choice
luckily i've got bro on xfire, at least someone who would believe my rescue journal!
but will still take a knife
I'd take aids, cuz tbh it's kinda hard to leave that behind! :<
I will chose CF.nu and try to contact with friends who call help for me :O
my logitech g9
crossfire.nu ^^
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