Women Jokes

I'll throw some:

What is the difference between a battery and a women?
Battery also has a positive side

A man ran over a women. Who's to blame?
the women. Why did she get out of the kitchen?

What is the little window in the kitchen?
The women's point of view

What is a blond doing in 5 points level math?
Going down to 4.

Man is seeking one woman, smart, intelligent, good...Actually 3 women.

What do you call a woman who lost her brain?
A widow.

Women knows how to do 70 things. 69 and coffee.

They say there are good women in every corner. Too bad the world is circle.


I don't hate you, it's all from humor.
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Woo Man Chu?
THIS IS ISLAM
Why is there no men doctor, like a women doctor?
Because been a man is not a sickness.
Every women has something good inside.

But you have to put it in yourself
well heres the one of best jokes ive heard: ( not a women joke )

dno if its funny like this but at right moment works well !

- whats the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit?



bucket !


HAHAHAHAH



HHEHAHSHASHAHHEHEH
made me laugh irl :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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me 22222 =DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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untill noodle even comments in this journal its shit.
it's all from humor aye? ive nothing against u
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noodle abuses women like a true northern man. its okay.
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allright

What do you call a handcuffed man?

Trustworthy.
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Q: Why is money green?

A: Because the Jews pick it before it's ripe.
Q: Why don't Jews eat pork?


A: The Torah prohibits cannibalism.
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Have you heard about the Jewish sports-car? Not only will it stop on a dime, it will turn around and pick it up.
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you know the definition of a queer Jew?

its someone that likes girls more than money.

e: this is even easier then girl jokes
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Q: What does a Jew do after one of his friends leaves?

A: He checks the sofa for loose change.
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show your books
titles or gtfo
WHAT DO YOU TELL A WOMAN WITH TWO BLACK EYES?

NOTHING, SHE'S ALREADY BEEN TOLD TWICE.
hahahahahahah
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harsh, lol
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They say there are good women in every corner. Too bad the world is circle.


haha
Why are women smarter during sex with a man?

because then they're connected to the mainframe
What is a blond doing in 5 points level math?
Going down to 4.

I don't get that one. :/
I figured some might not understand
There are 3 mathematics levels difficulties here in studies, 3 points, 4 points, and 5 points. So the obvious point here is that the blond is dumb, so she can't handle 5 points math, which is the highest and most difficult. Therefor, she will go down to 4 points which is easier.
Now, the less obvious and more sexist point, you will have to find yourself :D
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got it now :D
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Thanks! Never heard of that system; it makes sense now.
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That engrish made my eyes bleed.
nobody likes smarty pants kiddo
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That made sense.
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I had to translate it from Hebrew to English, so I might of screwed up with a joke or two, and mixed up a bit with women and woman. Go fuck yourself nonetheless.
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The jokes were good, but the grammar nazi in me got the best of me!
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It happens to the best :D
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How do you repair a ladieswatch?
You don't, there is a clock on the mircowave

Why do women have smaller feet then men?
So they can stand closer to the sink
Women knows how to do 70 things. 69 and coffee.

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL NICE BRO
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