nerd got busted

by m6hk • 19 May 2010, 00:04 • Journals
Today, I slept over at my girlfriend's house for the first time. I have a tendency to talk in my sleep. According to her, I sat bolt upright in bed in the middle of the night and loudly declared "THE BOMB HAS BEEN PLANTED!", laid down and went back to sleep. FML

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Morteh 19 May 2010, 01:07
total troll post but i did laugh...
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Nemesis- 19 May 2010, 01:08
CZ looks so strange =/

That said, for some reason when I read that on fmylife.com my first thought was dust2 B site as well... dunno why :D
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m6hk 19 May 2010, 01:08
Today, I found out my husband doesn't love me. At all. He told me this while playing Call of Duty with his friends with his microphone on. FML
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joey 19 May 2010, 01:08
thats what i say after i came in her
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hsTE 19 May 2010, 01:16
:DDDDDDDDDDDDD
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koosa 19 May 2010, 01:58
i have just spat coke all over my screen, thx :DD
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ancientmule 19 May 2010, 03:46
RRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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spng 19 May 2010, 08:38
we have a winnar
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Cokeser 19 May 2010, 09:42
Da hast ja mal nen Klassiker gebracht. :D
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RazZaH 19 May 2010, 01:14
u slept at ur gfs house and u actually slept ?
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m6hk 19 May 2010, 01:17
surely your not so dumb to think that I wrote it
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kReSti 19 May 2010, 03:03
they dont fuck like turkeys to get 20 childs :*
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sAs1 19 May 2010, 04:05
You surely wouldn't fuck for 8 hours or so would you? Let alone be bothered talking to her afterwards !
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INSTi 19 May 2010, 01:26
I say that every morning when I'm in the toilet :>
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m6hk 19 May 2010, 01:27
no way
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INSTi 19 May 2010, 01:29
true story actually, tho it's not a regular thing
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Somator 19 May 2010, 02:01
heheh 10-4
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saKen 19 May 2010, 04:17
And I still shed a tear every once in a while
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